Mike Sampson

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Favorite Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Jaws, Boogie Nights, Goodfellas, The Jerk, Raiders of read more the Lost Ark, The Untouchables (recent) 21 Grams, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anchorman

Likes: German women, the VX-980 hair blower, my chest hair, fighting beach read more crime, my talking black Trans-Am...oh wait, that's David Hasselhoff

Wilson hires hooker

Posted 19 years ago

Rainn Wilson, currently kicking ass as Dwight Schrute on “The Office,” will star in the DreamWorks comedy GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE based on his own concept. The film will star Wilson as a “lonely geek” who’s looking to practice with women and...

Roberts in Dark Knight

Posted 19 years ago

It’s been a pretty good year for Eric Roberts. First, he signed on to star in a recurring role on NBC’s hit series “Heroes.” His daughter, Emma, stars in this summer’s NANCY DREW. And BEST OF THE BEST is the...

Hitman kicks off

Posted 19 years ago

Fox has announced that production on the adaptation of popular video game HITMAN has begun this week in Sofia. No the film will not take place solely in the ample cleavage of Sofia Vergara but Sofia, the capital of Bulgaria....

Tucker stuck in Ruins

Posted 19 years ago

Jonathan Tucker (no relation to the John Tucker who must die, the Tucker who was a man with a dream, Tucker Carlson or Toby N. Tucker) has signed on to star in the Ben Stiller produced thriller THE RUINS for...

Coens are Serious men

Posted 19 years ago

Their next film, NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN, hasn’t been released yet and their follow-up to that, BURN AFTER READING, hasn’t even started filming yet, but the Coens have already lined up their next-next film. Titled A SERIOUS MAN little...

Douglas a Tragic figure

Posted 19 years ago

I love me some Michael Douglas so it kills me to see the guy taking the second banana role in crap comedies like YOU, ME & DUPREE. He’s Michael Douglas for Chrissake! Luckily we get to see the man back...

Statham set for Race

Posted 19 years ago

Last month rumors started to swirl that Jason Statham (CRANK) would star in the upcoming remake of DEATH RACE 2000. A few weeks later we have the confirmation – Statham will indeed star in DEATH RACE (no year in this...

Lohan out; Miller in

Posted 19 years ago

For all you fanboys out there who were jonesing to see Keira Knightley and Lindsay Lohan get! it! on! as lesbian lovers in the upcoming drama THE BEST TIME OF OUR LIVES, prepare to be disappointed. Linds is no more....

Clooney in Crisis

Posted 19 years ago

Warner Bros. has bought the feature rights to the 2005 documentary OUR BRAND IS CRISIS for George Clooney to produce and possibly direct and star in. The Rachel Boynton documentary focuses on electioneering and the dangers of bringing American tactics...

First Joker pic! Nah…

Posted 19 years ago

UPDATE – Wow, Ain’t It Cool got punked twice in one weekend with fake Joker pics. This one below is nothing but a fancy Photoshop job. Here’s the full story with AICN coming clean. JoBlo and I were joking this...

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