Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Perry’s Rainbow

Posted 17 years ago

Lionsgate has tapped everyone’s favorite STAR TREK officer, Tyler Perry, to write, direct and produce an adaptation of a play for them. What project could they have that they believe suits him so thoroughly? That would be 1975’s “For Colored...

Confucius trailer

Posted 17 years ago

Well, this is rather unexpected to say the least. Out of nowhere, Chinese site Sina has debuted the first trailer for Chow Yun-Fat’s CONFUCIUS , a project I barely remember existing, which features three minutes of soulful cello and zero...

Fox, Seyfried kiss

Posted 17 years ago

There are two reasons to post this Entertainment Tonight featurette on JENNIFER’S BODY. First and foremost, they actually show the infamous Megan Fox/Amanda Seyfriend kiss that’s only been hinted at in the trailer. Awesome. Second, there’s some new footage, and...

Big Momma 3, why?

Posted 17 years ago

It’s not often I can fit an opinion into our 23 character title limit, but I’m glad this is one of those times. For reasons inexplicable to you and me, Fox is readying the world’s next black-man-crossdressing-as-a-black-woman project, which somehow...

Ritchie lands Lobo

Posted 17 years ago

Well, this is a match made in WTF if I’ve ever seen one. Guy Ritichie’s next project after SHERLOCK HOLMES will be none other than LOBO. That’s right, the large, blue, intergalactic bounty hunter is getting his very own feature...

Arterton is Tamara

Posted 17 years ago

And here I thought all graphic novels involved copious amounts of bloodshed and nudity. Well not so with TAMARA DREWE, the Posy Simmonds novel that’s being turned into a feature film. Stephen Frears has just signed on to direct while...

Worthington on Titans

Posted 17 years ago

I’m not exactly sure where this sweeping feeling of anti-Sam Worthington sentiment has come from as of late. It’s something to do with the fact that our first impression of him was in TERMINATOR SALVATION and despite of that, he’s...

30 Days 2 director

Posted 17 years ago

Because if there’s anything we don’t have enough of in popular culture these days, it’s vampires, hence why a sequel to 30 DAYS OF NIGHT seems like a well timed idea to someone. Bloody Disgusting is reporting that Ben Ketai...

Wild Things game pics

Posted 17 years ago

Until now, it hadn’t even occurred to me that there would be a video game based on WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE. I still maintain that this movie is far too terrifying to be marketed to kids, so that just...

Stan Lee talks merger

Posted 17 years ago

I’ve been reading your guys’ comments on the whole Disney/Marvel deal over the past twenty four hours, and I’ve successfully narrowed your reactions down to three opinion camps: 1) This is the worst news ever because now Zac Efron will...

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