Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Gillian Anderson on board for another X-Files movie, has a strange request

Posted 15 years ago

I know there are a die-hard contingent of X-Files fans still out there, but I’m not sure that even they’re really clamoring for another movie at this point. But rumors keep surfacing of a third film, and now Gillian Anderson...

Beetlejuice sequel rises from the dead

Posted 15 years ago

Warner Bros. has just signed a first look feature producing deal with David Katzenberg and Seth Grahame-Smith. That may not mean anything to you, but the end result is likely this: We’re getting another BEETLEJUICE movie. The Deadline article is...

First poster for Jason Reitman’s Young Adult is pretty in pink

Posted 15 years ago

People are complaining about this new poster for Jason Reitman’s YOUNG ADULT because you can’t see Charlize Theron and being passed out drunk isn’t the most appealing pose for a star on a one-sheet, but I say screw that. As...

Juno Temple’s Dark Knight Rises role probably revealed

Posted 15 years ago

We know all the major heroes and villains that are appearing in THE DARK KNIGHT RISES at this point (unless Nolan is planning to spring the Riddler on us as a surprise), but a lot of the smaller parts are...

Buy your own Batmobile for only $620K

Posted 15 years ago

Why yes it IS a very slow news day, thanks for asking, but it lieu of any new DARK KNIGHT RISES news for you to salivate over, I figured I’d at least stick with the Batman theme. If you’re the...

REC 3 merely a lead in for REC 4 where the Apocalypse is nigh

Posted 15 years ago

As it turns out, it’s not a uniquely American idea to take a popular surprise hit and beat it to death with unnecessary sequels for years afterward. Spain seems poised to pull a SAW or PARANORMAL ACTIVITY with their REC...

NASA had to abort its involvement with “off the wall” Apollo 18

Posted 15 years ago

This sort of sounds sad to say, but getting good play in the movies is important for NASA these days. With its budget scrapped so we can keep having wars for indefinite periods of time, it has to rely on...

American Pie’s cast reunites for first Reunion promo shots

Posted 15 years ago

I’ll admit I’m not terribly excited about the prospect of a fourth (eighth?) AMERICAN PIE movie, even if the original cast is finally returning to the series, but even I have to admit I got quite a flash of nostalgia...

A new riveting spot for Martha Marcy May Marlene

Posted 15 years ago

There are few films coming out of the festival circuit that I’ve heard more good things about than MARTHA MARCY MAY MARLENE, and hopefully we’re going to see a wider release of it pretty soon here. We’ve seen trailers, clips...

Hollywood wants to remake Takashi Miike’s Ninja Kids!!!

Posted 15 years ago

I’m sorry, do not take the three exclamation points in my title for an indicator that I am in any way excited about this news. Rather, Takashi Miike’s film is actually called NINJA KIDS!!! with the exclamation marks built in like...

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