Chinese Take Out can be Killer …. Literally!

Last Updated on July 26, 2021

Some of the best horror out there is comedic horror, am I right? Of course I am. Don't get me wrong… 'horror' by definition is something I want to royally f*ck me up. I want to be scared. But it's always fun to see some humor in our destruction. That's exactly why I'm here today!

Filmmaker Joe Douglass dropped us an email pointing us in the direction of FunnyOrDie.com, one of my favorite sites! The site that has brought us such classics as 'The Landlord,' 'The Green Team' and 'Good Cop, Baby Cop' now takes a stab at comedic horror with: 'TAKE OUT!' DUN DUN DUN!

Seriously though, Douglass has slapped together a short film that's worth a watch if you've ever cursed the high heavens about how Chinese Take Out makes you feel the next day. Hell it's worth checking out in general. Now what is the deal with TAKE OUT? Well… It's…. You see… Just watch the video below and enjoy.

Killer lo mein! Man that f*cker is vicious huh?! The next time you order Chinese Take Out… Be careful… Be very careful.

Source: FunnyorDie.com

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