First, THE COLD LIGHT OF DAY gets a somewhat poorly-photoshopped poster complete with Sigourney Weaver being cool and not looking at an explosion.
Next up is BEL AMI, “the story of Georges Duroy (Pattinson), who travels through 1890s Paris using his wits and powers of seduction to rise from poverty to wealth.”
And finally we find the poster for HYSTERIA, “a romantic comedy about the invention of the vibrator.” Spoiler: it was for medical purposes. Another spoiler: if either of these women were my patients back in the day you can be your britches I’d be doing plenty of research in the name of science.
Now here’s my question: is that a vibrator, or is it actually a ray gun with a nipple-like silencer and we’ve been duped into thinking this movie isn’t a bit of steampunk awesomeness?
