Here it is, Batmaniacs! The teaser trailer for THE DARK KNIGHT. (The official one, not that amateurish clip with the falling cards that hundreds of readers previously pointed us to.) And you didn’t even have to travel to Comic Con to see it! Hooray for internets!
Just head to the latest Joker viral site RIGHT HERE and click the tiny box next to the word “Handed”. Bang, you’ll get an exhilarating conversation between Bruce Wayne and his butler! Plus some other clown.
Thanks to all the readers who let us know!
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First things first: if this thing turns out to be a fake, I don’t want to be called “jackass,” “stupidass,” “dumbass,” and the like. I’m here to keep you kids in-the-know, and this is a pretty big deal if it’s the genuine article. And if it IS real, I want to be called “awesome,” “savior,” “coolest dumbass in town,” you know, the usual.
So what’s it all about? Only the “teaser” for THE DARK KNIGHT. It would appear, on the surface, that either a projectionist or someone of that stature snuck a camcorder into a theater and shot himself some DARK KNIGHT teaser action… Now, with flicks like DIE HARD 4, TRANSFORMERS, and HARRY POTTER 5 coming up, it’s very possible that a DARK KNIGHT teaser (featuring no actual actors, only a Joker voice-over and a deck of cards) would be in front of one of them (since HARRY POTTER is also Warner Bros. that might be a good bet).
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So give it a look, make up your own mind. I’m sure we’ll find out before the week is through (or maybe even the day) if it’s for real. But look at it with the quickness, because it might be taken down in a flash. (And if the video doesn’t work, I don’t want anyone calling me a “scumbag,” or “douchebag” or…)
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