Exclusive Cool Video: Top 10 Requirements To Become an Expendable

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Last Updated on August 2, 2021
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Whether you are a fan of 80s action movies or just like a good film full of explosions, gunfire, and gratuitous violence, THE EXPENDABLES usually has what you are looking for. With each successive entry in the franchise, the roster of talent has grown to include not only childhood favorites but a new generation of mercenaries to carry out the mission of Sylvester Stallone’s original movie idea.

But, not just anyone can be an Expendable. There are certain requirements you must meet in order to join the elite squadron of muscle-bound soldiers of fortune with a penchant for one-liners and kicking ass. Here is our list of the top ten pre-requisites that every applicant should have before they even think of trying to join up with The Expendables. See if you meet all ten and there may be a future for you in THE EXPENDABLES 4.

THE EXPENDABLES 3 is now playing.

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