Scary Movie 5 officially claims Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen

Last Updated on July 23, 2021

Sounds like if you’re planning on seeing SCARY MOVIE 5, you’re going to need “protection” if you know what I mean…

It was rumored earlier last month, but now it appears to be confirmed: Lindsay Lohan is set to star in the Malcolm D. Lee-directed comedy. E! is reporting that while the actress has not signed on the dotted line, she’s absolutely part of the production. However, as we all know, she might be too “exhausted” to star, so you’d best take it with a grain of salt.

Also turns out that Charlie Sheen will be in the sequel, because Charlie Sheen is so popular and current. You’ll (possibly) recall that Sheen was in the last two SCARY MOVIE flicks.

SCARY MOVIE 5 will involve the dance world, with a snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed French director of a dance company named Pierre putting on a huge production. Jody, a Caucasian late-20’s mother of two and her late-20’s African American friend Kendra are both vying for the lead in the production. Jody’s extremely controlling former dancer mother is determined that Jody will have the brilliant career that eluded her. The highly skilled mid-30’s Diva veteran dancer with the company, Heather Daltry, gets cut from the production and goes berserk.

Also starring in this “film” are Ashley Tisdale, Craig Bieko and Erica Ash. SM5 is set to open on JANUARY 11, 2013.