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C’mon Hollywood: What happened with John Carter?

Posted 14 years ago

This past weekend everyone seemed to be waiting with baited breath to see just how badly JOHN CARTER would do in theaters. Many (mostly fan boys) were excited to see the film, but overwhelming amounts were hungry to see Disney...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Horror Films That Should Never Be Remade

Posted 14 years ago

You needn’t look any further than this week’s release of SILENT HOUSE to see how rampant horror remakes continue to be in Hollywood. Movie studios are not only devoid of filming original ideas, it seems they’re damn near out of...

Face-Off: Steven Spielberg vs. James Cameron

Posted 14 years ago

In last weeks Face Off we let two 80’s icons duke it out, the contenders were the memorable characters of Ferris Bueller and John Bender. You are readers have spoken and the righteous dude Bueller ruled the strikebacks 9-3. This...

The UnPopular Opinion: The Wolfman

Posted 14 years ago

THE UNPOPULAR OPINION is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATHED. We’re hoping this column will...

Awfully Good: Princess of Mars

Posted 14 years ago

Jason 1. Congrats to “iamtheminn,” the winner of last week’s caption contest, as chosen by The Arrow himself! You can email me your pick for the next column! 2. You should see JOHN CARTER this weekend. It’s pretty good. Though...

C’mon Hollywood: More Rango, Less Chipmunks!

Posted 14 years ago

THE LORAX, a kid’s movie based on the book by Dr. Seuss, dominated the box office this past weekend, pulling in just over $70 million bucks. Now, what does that tell you? Do you think there’ll be more Dr. Seuss...

Face-Off: Leprechaun Vs. Belial

Posted 14 years ago

Well, top o’ the morning to ya, my fine, beer-swiggin’ bastards! It’s time for another round of horror-bound battle and since St. Patrick’s Day is upon us, we’ve decided to put everyone’s favorite gold-getting, gut-spilling Leprechaun in a pint-sized prizefight...

REEL ACTION: Ernesto Diaz Espinoza’s Mandrill (2009)

Posted 14 years ago

Eric MANDRILL (2009) Rating: 3.5 out of 4 Directed by: Ernesto Diaz Espinoza Starring: Marko Zaror, Celine Reymond, Alejandro Castillo and Luis Alarcon THE PLAN: Elite bounty hunter Antonio (Code name: Mandrill) is the best in the business, a suave...

THE F*CKING BLACK SHEEP: Johnny Mnemonic (1995)

Posted 14 years ago

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

Face-Off: Ferris Bueller vs. John Bender

Posted 14 years ago

Last week we threw together two Oscar winning classics and attempted the near impossible task of deciding if one or the other could be considers superior in The Godfather vs. The Godfather Part II, and the fact that it is...

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