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Awfully Good: Alone in the Dark

Posted 14 years ago

Jason Alone in the Dark (2005) Director: Uwe Boll Stars: Christian Slater, Tara Reid, The Arrow Is there a plot? Something about paranormal investigators, an ancient society and a portal that could unleash hell on Earth. Also, Tara Reid shouldn’t...

The UnPopular Opinion: Kick-Ass

Posted 14 years ago

THE UNPOPULAR OPINION is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATHED. We’re hoping this column will...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Can movies based on board games and theme park rides please go away?

Posted 14 years ago

Back in the olden days, it was movies based on cartoons that really threw people for a loop—stuff like TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, based mostly on the Saturday morning cartoon (and a bit on the comic) really made people question...

C’mon Hollywood: Do Die Hard 5 right or not at all!

Posted 14 years ago

With the success of 1988’s DIE HARD, sequels were inevitable.  DIE HARD 2: DIE HARDER was a lot of fun and in line with the original for the most part.  It took five years for another DIE HARD film to...

VIDEO GAME REVIEW: Alan Wake’s American Nightmare

Posted 15 years ago

Just released today, ALAN WAKE’S AMERICAN NIGHTMARE is the downloadable follow-up to the acclaimed cult favorite, ALAN WAKE. After taking seven years to make the first game, Remedy Entertainment has struck while the iron is hot to make sure this...

VIDEO GAME REVIEW: The Darkness II

Posted 15 years ago

Published by: 2K Developed by: Digital Extremes Release Date: Feb 7, 2012 Available on: Xbox 360, PS3,PC GET THIS GAME HERE INTRO: A strange sort of game is The Darkness 2, based on the popular comic series of the same...

Face-Off: Godfather vs. Godfather Part II

Posted 15 years ago

Last week in the battle between Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Ryan Gosling, it was tough to “choose” the better man. But that’s the job and Gosling emerged victorious. However when the masses spoke Joseph Gordon-Levitt staged a comeback with our readers...

Awfully Good: Scorpion King 3

Posted 15 years ago

Jason The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption (2012) Director:Roel Reine Stars: Billy Zane, Ron Perlman, Victor Webster Is there a plot? The Rock Lite® is caught between Billy Zane and Ron Perlman. And not in the sexy way that...

C’mon Hollywood: Don’t F*ck up The Wolverine!

Posted 15 years ago

Fox takes a lot of heat (deservedly so) for mucking up the creative process when it comes to adapting their comic-to-film franchises (FANTASTIC FOUR and X-MEN: THE LAST STAND come to mind) and X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE is a prime example....

Face-Off: Saw Vs. Hostel

Posted 15 years ago

Remember way back when “torture porn” was all the rage in horror movies? Remember the two flicks that were right at the starting gate of this era of evisceration? Now it’s time to see which one shocked, sickened, and entertained...

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