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C’MON HOLLYWOOD: We need more female superheroes!

Posted 15 years ago

At this point in time, we’ve seen just about every comic book to ever be created, come to life. If you’re trying to figure out what has been done over the years, I suggest you go ahead and make a...

THE F*CKING BLACK SHEEP: Virtuosity (1995)

Posted 15 years ago

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

REEL ACTION: Clint Eastwood in The Dead Pool (1988)

Posted 15 years ago

THE DEAD POOL (1988) Rating: 3 on 4 / Buy the DVD here Tagline: Dirty Harry Just Learned A New Game Directed by Buddy Van Horn Starring Clint Eastwood, Liam Neeson, Patricia Clarkson, and Jim Carrey THE PLAN: Hardened Detective...

Awfully Good: Rookie of the Year

Posted 15 years ago

Jason As Roger Clemens prepares to stand trial, let’s take a look at another dishonest pitcher… Rookie of the Year (1993) Director: Daniel Stern Stars: Thomas Ian Nichols, Gary Busey, Daniel Stern Is there a plot? The Cubs suck so...

C’MON HOLLYWOOD: Time to step up your game DC!

Posted 15 years ago

Chris By now, the smoke has cleared after the debacle that was GREEN LANTERN, and I’ve no doubt DC Entertainment and Warner Bros., are trying to figure out their next move. So far, they haven’t formally announced whether or not...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Shark Night 3D’s PG-13? WTF???

Posted 15 years ago

Last summer audiences were delighted, entertained, and all-around thrilled to see a pack of prehistoric piranhas f*cking sh*t up during spring break in the ultra-fun, ultra-violent gore-fest PIRANHA. Oh, and it was all in 3D, no less (as a fun...

VIDEO GAME REVIEW: Shadows of the Damned

Posted 15 years ago

Published by: EA Games Developed by: Grasshopper Manufacture Release Date: 06/21/2011 Available on: Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 GET THIS GAME HERE INTRO: Do you remember Killer 7 from a few years ago? No? How about No More Heroes? Yeah, I’m...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Summer Camp Horror Ficks (Part 2)

Posted 15 years ago

Jake Two weeks ago we kicked off the summer with an ode to some of the more memorable aqua-horror flicks to ever come about. Now, as a flip-sided encore, we’re keeping the summer theme alive and well by saluting some...

Awfully Good: Howard the Duck

Posted 15 years ago

Jason Howard the Duck (1986) Director: Willard Huyck Stars: Lea Thompson, Tim Robbins, Jeffrey Jones Is there a plot? An oversized alien duck is sent to the most dangerous place in the universe…Cleveland. What’s the damage? People (appropriately) give George...

The Arrow’s 10 creepiest Star Trek (Original Series) episodes! #2

Posted 15 years ago

I’m starting to see a pattern within myself with these editorials that I randomly write for the site. Every time I geek-out hardcore on something in my personal life, boom, it winds up as an editorial on the site. It...

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