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Awfully Good: Challenge of the Tiger

Posted 15 years ago

Jason Challenge of the Tiger (1980) Director: Bruce Le Stars: Bruce Le, Richard Harrison, Bolo Yeung Is there a plot? Neo-Nazis steal a super sterility formula that could kill the sperm of every man on the planet. [slowly takes off...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Yo Weinsteins! Let the writers write and the directors direct!

Posted 15 years ago

For the longest time, one of my favorite horror directors ever was Mr. Wes Craven. He freaked my mind with A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET and made me feel like an insider within a true-life slasher with SCREAM… hell, he...

VIDEO GAME REVIEW: Thor

Posted 15 years ago

Published by:  Sega Developed by: Sega Release Date: 05/03/2011 Available on: Xbox 360, DS, PS3, PSP, Wii, Nintendo DS GET THIS GAME HERE INTRO: You know what? I’m a chump. Each and every single time a movie comes out and...

HORROR TEN SPOT: My Favorite Stephen King Adaptations (Part 2)

Posted 15 years ago

Jake I’m not sure if it’s due to the law of averages or if it’s a complete misnomer that the film adaptations of Stephen King aren’t very good. At this point, the regal King – our preeminent horror scribe –...

Awfully Good: My Giant

Posted 15 years ago

Jason My Giant (1998) Director: Michael Lehmann Stars: Billy Crystal, Gheorghe Muresan, Steven Seagal Is there a plot? After being fired by his only client, a flailing movie agent finds a tall guy in Romania. The rest is cinematic history....

Pumped, meh or junk! The Arrow’s 2011 Genre Summer Preview!

Posted 15 years ago

Summer means a lot of things to me: short skirts, sunshine, tight tops, one night stands, drinks on terraces with buds, outdoor sports, camping, the beach and frustration when I’m trapped inside working instead of being outside enjoying life. It...

UNpopular Opinion: The Big Lebowski

Posted 15 years ago

Written by:Alex Keen THE UNPOPULAR OPINION is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATHED. We’re hoping...

THE F*CKING BLACK SHEEP: Desperate Measures (1998)

Posted 15 years ago

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

CAST THIS: Hercules

Posted 15 years ago

JoBlo So since I’m running out of superheroes to write this column about, what’s wrong with turning to say, some Greek myths? Yesterday it was announced that none other than Brett Ratner would be directing a movie based on the...

REEL ACTION: Sniper Reloaded (2011), starring Chad Michael Collins & Billy Zane.

Posted 15 years ago

SNIPER RELOADED (2011) Rating: 2.5 out of 4 /Buy the DVD Here Directed by: Claudio Fäh Starring: Billy Zane, Chad Michael Collins, Annabel Wright. THE PLAN: Son of King Shit sniper Thomas Beckett (played by Tom Berenger in Sniper 1-2-3),...

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