JoBlo Originals

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Vin Diesel would rock as the new Terminator!

Posted 15 years ago

This week marks the fifth entry in the fastest and most furious car chasing franchise to ever hit cinemas with FAST FIVE, and maybe it’s because of this that the latest word from TOKYO DRIFT / FAST & FURIOUS /...

Awfully Good: Galaxy of Terror

Posted 15 years ago

Jason Galaxy of Terror (1981) Director: Bruce D. Clark Stars: Edward Albert, Robert Englund, Sid Haig Is there a plot? A rescue crew sent to investigate a crashed spaceship on an alien planet soon discovers that they’re being attacked by...

F*ck The Crow remake! Give us a Director’s Cut!

Posted 15 years ago

WARNING: You haven’t see The Crow? DON’T READ THIS! Go rent the movie! Then read it. “The Crow is the horror genre’s Hamlet. ” – John Fallon aka The Arrow “Other than greed, there’s no reason to do this.” –...

C’MON HOLLYWOOD: Matt and Trey give us another movie already!

Posted 15 years ago

Chris I don’t think it would be too much of a stretch to call Matt Stone and Trey Parker two of the most important comedic talents to emerge in the last twenty years. “South Park,” now on its 15th season,...

HORROR TEN SPOT: My top Horror Film Scores (Part 2)

Posted 15 years ago

Jake Because film is a show me, not tell me medium, it’s easy to associate the terror of a horror flick with the visual: onscreen violence, graphic carnage, jump-scare pop-outs, brooding atmospheres, etc. What goes overlooked a lot of the...

VIDEO GAME REVIEW: Crysis 2

Posted 15 years ago

Published by:  EA Games Developed by: Crytek Release Date: March 22, 2011 Available on: PC, PS3, XBOX 360 BUY THIS GAME HERE INTRO: If you’ve owned a PC, you’ve likely heard of Crysis. It’s a super-neat FPS where you…well, the story...

Awfully Good: Gwendoline

Posted 15 years ago

Jason The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak (1984) Director: Just Jaeckin Stars: Tawny Kitaen, Brent Huff, Zabou Is there a plot? A naïve young girl ships herself to China on a quest to find her...

EXCLUSIVE PICS: Mister the vamp hunter & Kelly McGillis in Stake Land!

Posted 15 years ago

Click pic for large version! Jim Mickle’s vampire apocalypse horror party STAKE LAND (read Eric W’s positive review of it here) will open via a limited release in theaters come APRIL 22nd 2011, to then hop onto the VOD highway...

EXCLUSIVE PICS: Dylan Dog fights evil in Dylan Dog: Dead of Night!

Posted 15 years ago

Click pic for large version! We’re already pretty stoked about Kevin Munroe’s upcoming genre bender DYLAN DOG: DEAD OF NIGHT (spooking the screens on April 29, 2011) here on Arrow in the Head. And the 3 EXCLUSIVE PICS from the...

UNpopular Opinion: Die Hard 2

Posted 15 years ago

Written by:Alex Keen THE UNPOPULAR OPINION is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATHED. We’re hoping...

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