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THE F*CKING BLACK SHEEP: Jason X (2001)

Posted 16 years ago

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

Awfully Good: Pumpkin

Posted 16 years ago

Jason Following GIGLI last week, my girlfriend suggested I look at another movie about love and mental retardation. I enjoy not getting kicked in the balls, so here we are. Pumpkin (2002) Director: Anthony Abrams, Adam Larson Brodert Stars: Christina...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Give Rob Zombie a break!

Posted 16 years ago

Eight years ago (or so), I checked out a little movie called HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES at a midnight showing in my college town. The flick paid homage to my favorite film genre of all time and simultaneously had a...

UNpopular Opinion: The Last Airbender

Posted 16 years ago

Written by: Paul Gagne THE UNPOPULAR OPINION is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATHED. We’re...

C’MON HOLLYWOOD: Get Your Hands Outta My Wallet!

Posted 16 years ago

Chris The other day, I decided to catch THE MECHANIC, which I missed reviewing when I was away at Sundance. Arrow gave it a 7/10, and that sounded about right to me for a Jason Statham flick, so I gave...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Obsessive/Stalker B*tches (Part 2)

Posted 16 years ago

Jake As you may or may not know, Christian E. Christiansen’s laughably rote new thriller THE ROOMMATE hoarded the box-office gold this past weekend like it was the last cold beer…that they didn’t buy. I know our very own Arrow...

VIDEO GAME Review: Dead Space Extraction

Posted 16 years ago

Published by: EA Games Developed by: Visceral Games Release Date: September 29, 2009  Available on: Nintendo Wii, Playstation 3 GET THIS GAME HERE INTRO: Keeping in line with my Dead Space 2 review from my last column, I realized that...

EXCLUSIVE: Creepy clip from Ghost House Underground’s Stag Night!

Posted 16 years ago

STAG NIGHT will stab and slash on DVD, Blu-ray, Digital Download and On Demand via Sam Raimi’s and Rob Tapert’s Ghost House Underground on February 15th, 2011 and we got a chilling EXCLUSIVE CLIP from the flick for ya! Check...

Awfully Good: Gigli

Posted 16 years ago

Jason Happy Valentine’s Day! This year I got you something better than chocolate, flowers or desperate sex. Gigli (2003) Director: Martin Brest Stars: Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez, Justin Bartha Is there a plot? The touching story of a lowlife gangster,...

BOOK REVIEW: Trevor O. Munson’s Angel of Vengeance

Posted 16 years ago

GET THE ANGEL OF VENGEANCE BOOK HERE SYNOPSIS: Hired by a gorgeous burlesque dancer to find her missing sister, L.A. Private Investigator Mick Angel is having a run of some serious bad luck. With drug dealers, Hollywood producers, and a...

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