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BOOK REVIEW: Complete History of Return of the Living Dead (2011).

Posted 16 years ago

GET A COPY OF THE COMPLETE HISTORY OF ROTLD HERE SYNOPSIS: 2011 marks the 26th anniversary of a certain Dan O’Bannon cult-classic zombie-comedy, and with it the release of THE COMPLETE HISTORY OF THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD, which...

REEL ACTION: Charlie Sheen and Michael Biehn are Navy Seals (1990)

Posted 16 years ago

NAVY SEALS (1990) Rating: 2.5 on 4 / Buy the DVD here Tagline: When danger is its own reward, there are men who will go anywhere, dare anything, they’re Navy Seals, an elite fighting force who don’t know how to...

THE F*CKING BLACK SHEEP: The X-Files: I Want to Believe (2008)

Posted 16 years ago

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

Awfully Good: Demolition Man

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Jason After JUDGE DREDD, OVER THE TOP and STOP! OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT, we’re well on our way to featuring every Sylvester Stallone movie! Except RHINESTONE. Never RHINESTONE. Demolition Man (1993) Director: Marco Brambilla Stars: Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes,...

CAST THIS: Lex Luthor

Posted 16 years ago

JoBlo The big news of the week is that Warners has finally cast the Man of Steel for their SUPERMAN reboot in the form of brit Henry Cavill. The general consensus is that he looks the part, and that people...

Awfully Good: Psycho Kickboxer

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Jason Psycho Kicboxer (1997) Director: David Haycox, Mardy South Stars: Curtis Bush, Kim Reynolds, Rick Clark Is there a plot? After a ruthless crime lord kills his father and rapes and murders his fiancée, a champion fighter channels his rage...

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Top 10 Favorite Movie Drunk Chicks

Posted 16 years ago

Drunk women always seem to be a lot more work than drunk dudes. That’s why I love watching them in movies, where they can’t bother me with their exaggerated fountains of puke and teardrops. Keep them at a safe distance...

C’MON HOLLYWOOD: Learn to take a joke!

Posted 16 years ago

Chris The Hollywood Foreign Press had it coming. Just take a look at the Best Actor in a Musical/Comedy category. The fact that the presenters could read a list that including Johnny Depp for THE TOURIST and ALICE IN WONDERLAND,...

Awfully Good: Kickboxing Academy

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Jason Unfortunately due to technical difficulties, this week’s column featuring PSYCHO KICKBOXER is on hold until next week. But please enjoy the next best thing, this classic from the Awfully Good vault… Kickboxing Academy (1997) Director: Richard Gabai Stars: Chyler...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Best Period-Set Horror Flicks

Posted 16 years ago

It’s kind of funny how the new year is already ushering in more terror of old, and not even in the form of another shameless remake. On the 7th of January, Dominic Sena’s SEASON OF THE WITCH – starring Nic...

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