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Awfully Good: House

Posted 16 years ago

Jason Continuing in the “Japanese-people-are-severely-f*cked-up” genre from last week’s ROBOGEISHA, we now take a look at the freaky three-headed godmother of all weird Asian movies—HOUSE. House (Hausu) (1977) Director: Nobuhiko Ôbayashi Stars: Miki Jinbo, Kimiko Ikegami, Kumiko Ôba Is there...

Top 10 Ridiculous Sports Moments in Movies

Posted 16 years ago

If you’ve ever played organized sports in your life it’s always funny to watch how Hollywood handles them. I could have made this entire list about basketball, and the fact that it’s almost always ridiculous to watch in any film,...

CAST THIS: Roland the Gunslinger

Posted 16 years ago

When I first finished Stephen King’s The Dark Tower saga, I immediately put it down and thought, “That would make one hell of a film series.” Then I sat and thought about it, and decided it would probably be impossible...

Awfully Good: RoboGeisha

Posted 16 years ago

Jason RoboGeisha (2009) Director: Noboru Iguchi Stars: Aya Kiguchi, Hitomi Hasebe, Naoto Takenaka Is there a plot? A rogue cyborg geisha must defeat the corrupt corporation that created her and her built-in ass-sword. What’s the damage? ROBOGEISHA is completely and...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Kills of the Year

Posted 16 years ago

With the calendar year winding to a close, we can expect to find all kinds of best-of compilations and retrospective adulation (or animus) bestowed on films that were released during the last twelve months (stay tuned for Arrow’s Top Ten...

Awfully Good: Bikini Bloodbath Christmas

Posted 16 years ago

Jason Bikini Bloodbath Christmas (2009) Director: Jonathan Gorman, Thomas Edward Seymour Stars: Rachel Robbins, Dick Boland, Lloyd Kaufman Is there a plot? The scantily clad workers at competing bong and sandwich shops find themselves once again being killed off by...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Where’s the definitive Christmas horror flick?

Posted 16 years ago

Ah, it’s Christmas time: lights, trees presents, stockings, Santa, reindeer, snowmen, and… booze. Lots and lots of booze to get any cold-blooded human a taste of the holiday spirit. But if you need more than booze to really get into...

The DVD Pub crew’s X-Mas DVD/Blu-Ray wish list!

Posted 16 years ago

Being that its the Holiday Season and all, we figured that we’d have “some” of our DVD REVIEWERS (Andre, Mike, Pat and Paul that is) from the DVD PUB share with us what DVD or Blu-Ray is on top of...

EXCLUSIVE CLIP: Never before seen uncut ending for Eric Red’s Cohen and Tate (1988)

Posted 16 years ago

These Santas Have A Brand New Slay Jingle Bang mothertruckers! It seems this has become a tradition. Yup, once again, writer/director ERIC RED and ARROW IN THE HEAD have a little grisly gift for yall this X-Mas. Let me give...

BOOK REVIEW: Jamie Lee Curtis: Scream Queen

Posted 16 years ago

Jake “The only thing I’d known about Jamie before we met on ROADGAMES was that she’d been called the queen of scream, a title that Jamie absolutely hated.” – Stacy Keach SYNOPSIS: A comprehensive look at the life of Jamie...

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