JoBlo Originals

Awfully Good: Santa Paws

Posted 16 years ago

Jason It’s officially December and that can mean only one thing…a month chock full of terrible Christmas movies! Check out our previous holiday entries below: Puppetmaster vs. Demonic Toys: Corey Feldman vs. Farting Christmas Baby. Ernest Saves Christmas: Jim Varney...

Natalie Portman’s 10 Hottest Moments

Posted 16 years ago

There are very few women that have started out as teenage crushes and blossomed into full-blown awkward obsessions in Hollywood. Somewhere down the line they usually just stop being important. Natalie Portman is important. She’s held on to our hearts...

Top 10 Biggest Overeating Scenes

Posted 16 years ago

Today is Thanksgiving and you know what that means. Yes, Jim Law has the day off and I’m filling in for him. It also means sitting in traffic, fighting with relatives, drinking too much, watching football and eating way, way...

CAST THIS: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Posted 16 years ago

This week it was announced that Warner Bros. was moving ahead with a Buffy the Vampire Slayer reboot “because the fans demanded it.” But when said fans found out that both Joss Whedon and Sarah Michelle Gellar were nowhere near...

Awfully Good: ThanksKilling

Posted 16 years ago

Jason Happy Thanksgiving! Here’s something you can truly be thankful for this year. ThanksKilling (2009) Director: Jordan Downey Stars:Lindsey Anderson, General Bastard, Natasha Cordova Is there a plot? A killer turkey murders white people who disrespect Native Americans.   What’s...

JoBlo Originals

Awfully Good: Escape from L.A.

Posted 16 years ago

Jason For a while I had decided my potential firstborn son would be named Kurt Russell Adams. After much feedback deeming that too silly and/or cruel, I’ve decided to go with Jack Burton Adams. Thanks for all your support Escape...

C’MON HOLLYWOOD: More movies for grown-ups!

Posted 16 years ago

Chris Take a look at JoBlo.com’s box-office recaps from the last few weeks. Notice any trends? Movies that skew younger, like PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2, JACKASS 3D, and SAW 3D all had huge openings, but in their second weekends all had...

Awfully Good: Lake Placid 3

Posted 16 years ago

Jason Lake Placid 3 (2010) Director: G.E. Furst Stars:Colin Ferguson, Yancy Butler, Michael Ironside Is there a plot? Betty White’s grandson inherits her lakeside cottage after she dies, as well as her pesky giant reptilian neighbors. What’s the damage? Longtime...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Best Alien Invasion/Visitation Flicks

Posted 16 years ago

In light of Colin and Greg Strause’s alien invasion flick SKYLINE being on the horizon, we thought it’d be fun to compile a litany of some of the best all time entries in the respective sub-genre. After all, the UFO,...

CAST THIS: Snow White

Posted 16 years ago

With two dueling projects competing to be the best live-action rendition of the classic tale, I figured it was time to write this column. Snow White most know as the classic Disney animated film, but now two films are taking...

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