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C’Mon Hollywood: Back-to-Back Sequelitis

Posted 16 years ago

Chris This weekend, after hearing so much about the 25th anniversary of BACK TO THE FUTURE, I was feeling a little nostalgic for old Marty McFLy and Doc Brown, so I decided to re-watch the entire trilogy. I absolutely adore...

Awfully Good: For Your Height Only

Posted 16 years ago

Jason For Your Height Only (1981) Director: Eddie Nicart Stars:Weng Weng, Yehlen Catral, Carmi Martin Is there a plot? He’s got the suave demeanor of Sean Connery, the good looks of Pierce Brosnan, the raw physicality of Daniel Craig and...

CAST THIS: Lois Lane

Posted 16 years ago

Alright, so the big news of the week has to do with BATMAN 3, now THE DARK KNIGHT RISES, but I can’t exactly do a CAST THIS: Not the Riddler column now can I? Because of that, we’re switching to...

C’MON HOLLYWOOD: No Bourne without Bourne!

Posted 16 years ago

Chris By now, everyone knows that in the summer of 2012, another installment of the BOURNE franchise will be hitting theaters. Titled THE BOURNE LEGACY, this one will be helmed by Tony Gilroy, who has writing credits on all the...

Awfully Good: Halloween Resurrection

Posted 16 years ago

Jason Halloween: Resurrection (2002) Director: Rick Rosenthal Stars:Busta Rhymes, Tyra Banks, Jamie Lee Curtis Is there a plot? After finally dispatching his sister and longtime nemesis Laurie Strode, Michael Myers faces his greatest enemies: Busta Rhymes and the Internet. What’s...

CAST THIS: Pinhead

Posted 16 years ago

Yes, it’s been awhile since we’ve done a cast this column, because frankly, there hasn’t been a lot of options to choose from. But we’re back with a new one today as a classic franchise is being rebooted. Yeah, yeah,...

Awfully Good: The Gate

Posted 16 years ago

Jason The Gate (1987) Director: Tibor Takács Stars:Stephen Dorff, Christa Denton, Louis Tripp Is there a plot? After an old tree is removed from his yard, a young boy discovers it was hiding a gateway to Satan and his minions....

Top 10 Movie Jail Prisoners

Posted 16 years ago

A few weeks ago the great Chris Bumbray stopped by the JoBlo Movie Podcast to enlighten us with his vast theatrical adventures and, as things usually do, the conversation turned into random drunk debauchery. In the midst of that mess...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Revenge Flicks

Posted 16 years ago

Ah revenge. Does anything get the ole blood rushing like bringing righteous retribution down upon those who truly deserve it in this morally compromised world we live in? The history of cinema would argue no, since getting vengeance is a...

Awfully Good: Blood Feast

Posted 16 years ago

Jason Not to be confused with our previous entry BLOOD FREAK, the anti-drug movie about mutant turkeys. Blood Feast (1963) Director: Herschell Gordon Lewis Stars:Mal Arnold, William Kerwin, Connie Mason Is there a plot? An insane Egyptian caterer murders young...

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