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Awfully Good: The Love Guru

Posted 16 years ago

Jason The Love Guru (2008) Director: Marco Schnabel Stars:Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake Is there a plot? A perverted holy man attempts to reunite a star hockey player with his wife in order to get on Oprah. What’s the...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Claustrophobic Flicks

Posted 16 years ago

Ryan Reynolds may or may not bring us a DEADPOOL movie, and definitely seems like a good fit for his stint as GREEN LANTERN, but in the meantime he’s logged some time underground in the tight and nasty looking thriller...

C’MON HOLLYWOOD: Possible Resident Evil sequel options!

Posted 16 years ago

…possible Resident Evil sequel options! by J.A. Hamilton I’ve been an avid fan of the RE games since the first one helped launch the original Playstation and had an absolute blast with RE 5 on the Playstation 3. I was...

Awfully Good: The Crippled Masters

Posted 16 years ago

Jason Where can you go from a Chevy Chase-voiced KARATE DOG? Karate amputees of course! The Crippled Masters (1979) Director: Joe Law Stars: Jackie Conn, Frankie Shum Is there a plot? A man with no arms and a man with...

Top 10 Favorite Movie Cliques

Posted 16 years ago

I’ve come up with some difficult lists to fill in the past but this one might just take top prize. I tried to separate the gangs, groups, clubs, and teams from the standard social cliques and wound up drinking myself...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Badass Genre Chicks

Posted 16 years ago

With the fourth RESIDENT EVIL flick dropping on us, I got to thinking about the best part of the uneven series of movies. For my money it’s easily watching Alice kick all manner of ass because hot chicks are great,...

Top 10 Reasons I’ll Never Have a Mistress

Posted 16 years ago

I’ve already explained how movies taught me to never do heroin or pick up hitchhikers or poop in public or pay for hookers. Now it’s time to find out why my cinematic experiences have taught me to keep my dick...

C’MON HOLLYWOOD: Give Jack Bauer the movie he deserves!

Posted 16 years ago

…give Jack Bauer the movie he deserves! by J.A. Hamilton We all have our favorite shows, but to be honest I didn’t start revisiting TV until about four or five years ago. This was around the time LOST, SUPERNATURAL and...

CAST THIS: Fantastic Four

Posted 16 years ago

There have been a lot of casting and directing rumors swirling around the FANTASTIC FOUR reboot recently, so I figured I should jump on it before anything official gets announced. James McTiegue, Joe Carnahan and David Yates are all being...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Possession Movies

Posted 16 years ago

THE LAST EXORCISM comes out this week. Trailer looks decent, although early word has been, well, not so much. But, since it’s all about demonic possession and whatnot, I thought it was a good opportunity to check out some of...

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