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CAST THIS: Expendables 2

Posted 16 years ago

Alright, now this is going to be fun. Usually here at Cast This, we pick one role the needs to be filled, but this time around, it’s time to assemble a team. THE EXPENDABLES is a bonafide hit, as it’s...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Cool Water Monsters

Posted 16 years ago

Not much pretense to this week’s list. It’s summer time and PIRAHNA 3-D is getting ready to hit screens, so we’re going to take a look at some of the most awesome water monsters that have ever tried to take...

Top 10 Most Evil Movie Bugs

Posted 16 years ago

My brother is a pussy when it comes to spiders. My wife has come close to fainting at the sight of a stray centipede in the basement. Me, I’ll fuck em’ up. I’ve never had a problem with something that...

C’MON HOLLYWOOD: Don’t say “Final” unless you mean it!

Posted 16 years ago

…don’t say “Final” unless you mean it! by J.A. Hamilton Marketing isn’t an easy job or rather great marketing doesn’t come easy. Hollywood do love their gimmicks (3-D being the latest craze) but the whole “Final” tag they’ve been slapping...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Movies That Got Better With Time

Posted 16 years ago

The idea for this week’s list is courtesy of site fan Matt Z., who hit me up with the following, “I was watching Predator 2 earlier and thinking to myself how I didn’t care for this film when I first...

Hotties vs. Geeks III

Posted 16 years ago

If you’ve heard anything about me and Hall H this past weekend you’d know that we left on bad terms. The line-up for TWILIGHT kept me in the blazing hot sun for four hours listening to little girls and strange...

CAST THIS: Lisbeth Salander (aka the girl from the Girl with a Dragon Tattoo)

Posted 16 years ago

Sadly, as my various internet jobs including this one require me to constantly be watching movies, TV shows or playing video games (I just took a Starcraft 2 break midway through writing this sentence), I don’t get to read books...

Awfully Good #75

Posted 16 years ago

Jason Jason’s in San Diego for this year’s Comic-Con, so in his absence relive what is probably the worst comic book movie ever forged! The Spirit (2008) Director: Frank Miller Stars: Gabriel Macht, Samuel L. Jackson, Eva Mendes

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Promising Horror That Failed

Posted 16 years ago

I was psyched to check out THE LAST AIRBENDER recently, hoping it would be a return to form for Shyamalan. Sadly it’s not only the worst film he’s made, it also tarnishes an amazing show through the magnitude of its...

CAST THIS: Superman

Posted 16 years ago

Aw man, just when I was going to do a HULK casting column, they had to go and sign up Mark Ruffalo like one day after Norton peaced out. Marvel doesn’t waste any time do they? Well, DC does, and...

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