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Top 10 Reasons I Don’t Poop in Public

Posted 16 years ago

Yes, I get paid for this. So, I’m at a wedding last night and head to the bathroom to drop off 6 or 7 drinks into the urinal. I walk in on two older gentlemen catching up in the doorway....

C’MON HOLLYWOOD: Errors, Egos and Excuses!

Posted 16 years ago

…Errors, Egos and Excuses! by J.A. Hamilton I’m sure by now it comes as no surprise that many questionable decisions come flying out of Hollywood on a daily, weekly and monthly basis. These are the kinds of things that stand...

CAST THIS: Moriarty

Posted 16 years ago

Plans for a SHERLOCK HOLMES sequel are well underway as the first one performed quite admirably in theaters, and the new one is reported to start shooting shortly. The original film left us a most obvious set up for another...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Pussy Ass Vampires

Posted 16 years ago

Oh goody. Another TWILIGHT movie hits us this week and once again we get a chance to explore just how f*cking lame you can make vampires. I’m like, soooo psyched! That said, this is not the first time that fangers...

CAST THIS: Dr. Strange

Posted 16 years ago

And just when I thought we were running out of superheroes to cast, we throw one more into the mix. With the Avengers, JLA and X-Men rosters all filling up, with Supes, Batman and Spidey all spoken for, it gets...

C’MON HOLLYWOOD: Are Horror Icons dying a slow death?

Posted 16 years ago

…are Horror Icons dying a slow death? by J.A. Hamilton I watched the new NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET over the weekend and decided to give it a couple days to gel in my mind. The reviews were far from stellar...

Top 10 Token Black Guys That Deserve More Love

Posted 16 years ago

There’s three ways you can approach the token black guy in film. They either make him 1. a criminal, 2. the funniest friend, or 3. a bad ass. All three will probably involve him dying first. There’s tons to choose...

CAST THIS: Holden Caulfield

Posted 16 years ago

I’m looking forward to this column, which has me casting the leads in one of my favorite books of all time, even if that is a massive cliché. This week, we heard that it is possible that FINALLY the film...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Badass Genre Heroes

Posted 16 years ago

Ahh JONAH HEX, are you going to be another disappointing PG-13 crapfest that gives us even more reasons to make fun of Megan Fox, or are you gonna smack us all across the face and announce Josh Brolin as a...

C’MON HOLLYWOOD: More Makeup Effects, Less CGI!

Posted 16 years ago

…more makeup effects, less CGI! by J.A. Hamilton My girlfriend and I caught SPLICE last weekend which was…well, interesting to say the least (it reminded me a lot of the MASTERS OF HORROR episode JENIFER) but one thing that definitely...

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