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HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Directors 2 Watch

Posted 17 years ago

We all love the horror staples – gore, nudity, rampant swearing, and the general promise of having the shite scared out of us. But no element of a horror movie works well without someone to pull it all together. The...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Personal Favs

Posted 17 years ago

After the vigorous discussion that the last column generated, it only seems fair to post up the horror flicks that are my personal favorites so that ya’ll can nod along or scoff to your hearts content. Now let’s be clear,...

Hotties vs. Geeks II

Posted 17 years ago

Putting this Ten Spot together is like some sort of secret mission over at The Comic Con. We have so many awesome galleries to put up of the weekend, everybody wants to see what you got so they can use...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Overrated Horror

Posted 17 years ago

Props this week to Apex Lawncare for reminding me of a Top 10 I’ve meant to do for awhile. It’s time to look at some of the sacred cows that, at least on some level, deserve to be slaughtered. No...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Asses

Posted 17 years ago

After the last Top 10 it only seemed fair to offer some balance and assess some horror asses! Judging from the bullets spit last time ya’ll won’t be mad at me for doing so. Fair warning, this week’s list may...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Boobs

Posted 17 years ago

Every once in awhile someone has an idea that’s so simple, it’s simply genius. Like when Catalano asked if I ever do a sequel to a Top 10 after we discussed what a shame it was that “Tit Shots” had...

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Top 10 Favorite Movie Strippers

Posted 17 years ago

Jessica Alba was not a stripper in SIN CITY. All she did was twirl a rope around and dance. Strippers a) take their clothes off and b) usually do some magic tricks involving a pole of some sort. If I...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Opening Scenes

Posted 17 years ago

AITH news guru Mike Catalano shot me the idea for this week’s top 10, and props to him for coming up with a humdinger. ‘Cause what’s more fun than the opening scene of a movie? Horror for the most part...

Top 20 Pixar Heroes & Villains

Posted 17 years ago

If you’ve ever listened to the JoBlo Podcast you’d know that I am the definition of a Pixar Whore. It is, without a doubt in my perplexed little mind, the greatest studio to ever exist. With the release of UP...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Resurrections

Posted 17 years ago

Of the many “rules” in a horror movie, probably the most reliable is that the killer is never, ever, really dead. You can proclaim The Final Chapter, or Freddy’s Dead all you want. But when push comes to shove, as...

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