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HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Origins

Posted 17 years ago

This week it’s time to get down with some of the best beginnings in horror. The Origin Story has become a major cliche, but when done right it’s still an absolute pleasure. Sometimes the backstory has to do with events...

Top 10 Most Memorable Birth Scenes

Posted 17 years ago

Not taking anything away from the women, but being in the room while your baby is being born is pretty damn stressful for the men. I’ve seen too many movies to know how many things can go wrong. I simply...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Masks

Posted 17 years ago

There are so many things to love about horror, but one of the best by far is the kick ass masks that our favorite villains don when they’re ready to get down to some serious killing. Not that a human...

Top 10 Awesome Moms

Posted 17 years ago

Over the course of my lifetime, I have been called many things. A bitch, a slut, a c*nt, the girlfriend most likely to be hated by all of her guy’s friends, the ungrateful daughter, the flake, and most recently, the...

Top 10 Massive High School Pricks

Posted 17 years ago

We only had one real prick in my high school (everybody else was too high). He would always have his hood propped open at lunch so people could see the engine of his Mustang Cobra and then peel out a...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Wolf Flicks

Posted 17 years ago

Werewolf movies have a fairly weak track record. Usually you get stuck with a poorly developed story involving gypsies or some other sort of curse slinger, while a dude in a rubber mask runs around looking ridiculous. The upside of...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Girlfriends

Posted 17 years ago

Chicks in horror flicks are often little more than Bantha fodder, there to get naked and then get dead. Preferably with the greatest creativity possible in both instances. Which makes it all the more notable when a lady shows up...

Jessica Biel’s 10 Hottest Moments

Posted 17 years ago

I seemed to be having some sort of Jessica Biel overload the last couple weeks. Everywhere I turned, there she was. I took this as a sign and set myself on a mission to uncover everything that she’s ever done...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Cannibals

Posted 17 years ago

As Spring hits it is hard not to have your mind turn to nubile flesh and all the things that can be done with it. Like eating it! Not like that you pervs. I’m talking about a more wholesome pursuit...

Top 14 Awesome Uses of Films Within Films

Posted 17 years ago

Let me explain. I’m going for actual movies that appear in, and contribute to the story of, another movie. I’m not including fake titles such as ’Logjammin’ in THE BIG LEBOWSKI or ’Angels with Filthy Souls’ in HOME ALONE. The...

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