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Top 10 Reasons I’ve Never Done Heroin

Posted 19 years ago

I’ve lived a pretty sheltered life. Movies have a lot to do with that. I won’t answer the phone at night in case it’s coming from inside the house. When offered, I’ll always take the blue pill. I never talk...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Worst Sequels

Posted 19 years ago

Any horror flick that does moderately well at the box office is going to get a sequel, sometimes even a whole franchise. It’s no surprise since horror flicks are cheap to produce and horror fans are very loyal. If we...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Underrated Gems

Posted 19 years ago

Ask the average genre fan what their favorite horror movies are and you’re going to get an answer from a pretty set cannon most times – HALLOWEEN, PSYCHO, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, THE EXORCIST, etc. All these films and their...

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Top 15 Playboy Shoots

Posted 19 years ago

Although being a Playboy Bunny is an elite achievement and has catapulted many actresses into stardom (Pamela Anderson, Jenny McCarthy), sometimes the title is abused by ladies that have lost their way. Fifteen minutes of fame is far too quick...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Movie Monsters

Posted 19 years ago

I’m not sure there’s much better in genre than a good monster movie. Just look to the nationwide fangasm prepping to welcome 1-18-08 for proof (better deliver J.J.). The problem this poses is that most monster movies feature crappy monsters....

Top 10 Movie Cheerleaders

Posted 19 years ago

In no way am I qualified to judge Cheerleaders. I wouldn’t know a cradle catch from a basket toss if you paid me (I just Googled “cheerleading lingo”). Cheerleaders and I have a very simple relationship – they cheer when...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Horror Soundtracks

Posted 19 years ago

There are many aspects of an effective horror movie, but near the top of the list, more so than in almost any other genre, is the almighty soundtrack. A legitimately creepy mood is all about atmosphere, and the soundtrack sets...

Top 10 Movies that Almost Made me Cry

Posted 19 years ago

I once walked in on my wife after she just finished watching THE HORSE WHISPERER. It looked like someone had emptied a can of pepper spray in her face and built a new coffee table made of Kleenex. I don’t...

Top 10 Movie Truck Drivers

Posted 19 years ago

Living in a little city that harbours one half of the busiest international border crossing in North America allows me to deal with tractor-trailers on a daily basis. I hate them. I hate being behind them, I hate trying to...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Washroom Bits

Posted 19 years ago

Written By Serena Whitney There are always rooms in a house that gives people the creeps at night. The attic, the basement, and walk in closets are the most obvious rooms that invoke fear, because they are the rooms where...

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