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Top 10 Best 80s Movie Music Videos

Posted 20 years ago

When I fly, I hum “Danger Zone.” When I break up drug rings, I do the “Neutron Dance”. When I practice weird science I sing “Weird Science.” And when I team up with a quartet of turtles who have been...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Twists

Posted 20 years ago

Written By Serena Whitney: A lot of horror movies have twists. These twists usually answer the questions such as, “Who did it?/”How did they do it?”/ and “What were their motives?” Generally, us horror fiends can figure out the so...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Horror Flicks That Deserve A Sequel

Posted 20 years ago

Written By Serena Whitney For years, we have been let down from less than stellar sequels to movies that had blown us away. I find that the horror genre really suffers from this sequel curse. Usually, if a horror movie...

Top 10 Guilty Pleasures

Posted 20 years ago

I’m done hiding. Consider this article the literary equivalent to scaling the highest rooftop and screaming my forbidden love for a group of movies that I’ve kept locked up in a deep dark corner of my personal screening room for...

Top 10 Most Annoying Kids

Posted 20 years ago

Hollywood has done some wonderful things with kids in the past (STAND BY ME, THE GOONIES) but more often than not they act as a subliminal abortion clinic. The way I see it there should be three rules when including...

Top 10 Moments in Bed

Posted 21 years ago

I saw one of the best t-shirts ever the other day. It read “Can’t sleep, clowns will eat me”. This list isn’t what you think. I’m not here to count down the greatest acts of sex ever performed between the...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Underrated Horror Actors

Posted 21 years ago

Written By Serena Whitney: As a woman, I’ve noticed that horror films are great stepping stones for my gender. Usually when an underrated female actress gets noticed for her performance in a horror film, she later branches out into other...

Top 10 Crazy Evil Bitches

Posted 21 years ago

Women scare me in general. Those with their curvy things, sweet smells, and lack of body hair. I do my best to try and stay out of their way until I’m needed. Reaching a bowl on top of the fridge,...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Modern Vamp Movies That Bite

Posted 21 years ago

Written By Serena Whitney Everyone has their favorite types of horror movies to watch. You’ve got your supernatural, werewolf, slasher, and ghost fanatics. I, on the other hand am into the vampire genre. Not the classic Universal/Bela Lugosi vampire films,...

Top 10 Jennifers

Posted 21 years ago

If you’re trying to make it in Hollywood with a name like Jennifer, you might want to mix it up a bit. Jenna might work, so could Jenny, J.J., Jenster, Guinevere, Hot-Assed-Jen, or even J- (insert first syllable of last...

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