Join JoBlo in celebrating the end of Twilight with this original video

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Last Updated on August 5, 2021

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NOPE.

NOPE.

NOPE.

Look, I understand that it may be “old news” to hate on “THE TWILIGHT SAGA”, but it’s not like we’re disdainful without plenty of just cause.  As our own Nick Bosworth points out in the opening of this video that he put together, there are loads of genuine reasons as to why this franchise was both insultingly poor moviemaking and genuinely detrimental to those who looked to it as a source of guidance and role-modeling.

But now it’s over! So in the word of King Theoden (almost, anyway), “let us celebrate and laugh together at Twilight’s expense, one last time!”

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