Bay announces TF3

Big news out of MichaelBay.com from the man himself, TRANSFORMERS 3 is not only a go, but it’s Bay’s next project, and the official release date has been bumped up from summer 2012 to July 1st, 2011.

Today is Day One. This morning started with an ILM meeting for five hours in San Francisco. Currently I’m flying with writer Ehren Kruger to Rhode Island to talk to Hasbro about new characters.

New characters! I wonder what racially stereotyped robots we’ll see in TF3? A hot-blood Latino Cadillac Eldorado? An Asian Nissan Skyline who speaks in broken English? I can hardly wait!

Michael Bay actually devotes over half the blog post to a P.S. aimed at Ms. Megan Fox and I must applaud him for taking that whole shitfest in stride.

P.S. Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture. Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you.

Now come get your paycheck and put on these short shorts!