Machete Kills

Machete Kills video extravaganza: New Lady Gaga trailer and behind-the-scenes featurettes!

Posted 12 years ago

MACHETE KILLS hits theaters this Friday, and to sharpen your blade for the Robert Rodriguez-directed sequel, we’ve got some new videos to share with you. Machete don’t watch vids, but you do! First up is a new trailer for the...

Face-Off: Black Dynamite vs. Machete Cortez

Posted 12 years ago

In last week’s article, we celebrated the two best astronaut movies ever made by facing-off THE RIGHT STUFF versus APOLLO 13 with the former just edging out Ron Howard’s 1995 effort. MACHETE KILLS open this Friday (the sequel to Robert...

New character poster features Alexa Vega’s Killjoy in Machete Kills

Posted 12 years ago

MACHETE KILLS continues to roll out character posters as we get closer to its October 11th theatrical release, and this latest one features the gorgeous Alexa Vega as Killjoy. Last week we got a look Amber Heard's Miss San Antonio...

Review: Machete Kills

Posted 12 years ago

PLOT: Machete (Danny Trejo) is back and this time he’s on a mission for the U.S President (Charlie Sheen…er…Carlos Estevez- embracing his gonzo rep) to kidnap a revolutionary- Mendez The Madman (Demian Bichir) who’s got a missile aimed at Washington...

Sofia Vergara has some vulgar rules for her ladies in this red band Machete Kills clip; plus an Alexa Vega poster

Posted 13 years ago

The best part about writing this article was coming up with a title to describe this MACHETE KILLS clip without offending anyone: Peso Vagina Tuesday? Sophia Vergara talks about undercarriages Sophia Vergara on the feminine parts of her ladies There...

The latest trailer for Machete Kills gives you the 3D experience

Posted 13 years ago

Here’s something new: 3D trailers! While I don’t see it becoming a trend (crosses fingers), it certainly fits a film like MACHETE KILLS. See, this is for me is the type of film that is acceptable for 3D. It only...

Amber Heard’s Machete Kills character poster is pretty sharp

Posted 13 years ago

Amber Heard is sexy and deadly in equal measure in Robert Rodriguez’s MACHETE KILLS, and this new character poster proves it. In the film, Heard plays Machete’s “handler,” Miss San Antonio. She can handle me anytime! (Though hopefully she puts...

Exclusive: Machete Kills TV spot and poster gear you up for explosive mayhem!

Posted 13 years ago

MA-CHET-EEEEE!!! Every time I see a MACHETE KILLS ad or TV spot now all I can hear is Sofia Vergara screaming out his name, which is pretty damn funny. Vergara just looks like she's having a blast hamming it up...

Alexa Vega is bouncy and gun happy in this new clip from Machete Kills

Posted 13 years ago

MACHETE KILLS looks like one heck of a fun throwback to the grindhouse action movies of the 70s and 80s. Moreso than the original MACHETE, the sequel looks to be packing in as much insane gunplay and T&A as humanly...

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