Machete Kills

  • Theatrical - Wide 2013-10-11
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7/10

Synopsis

In MACHETE KILLS, Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent MACHETE, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an... See more eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

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Review: Machete Kills

PLOT: Machete (Danny Trejo) is back and this time he’s on a mission for the U.S President (Charlie Sheen…er…Carlos Estevez- embracing his gonzo rep) to kidnap a revolutionary- Mendez The Madman (Demian Bichir) who’s got a missile aimed at Washington...
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Alexa Vega looks muy bueno in new Machete Kills clip

The MACHETE KILLS clips we’ve been privy to thus far have highlighted the film’s many beautiful ladies (look HERE and HERE for example). This is not a complaint, mind you: in fact, salud, Machete! The latest gives us a nice...

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Machete Kills gets a batch of new stills

To go along with yesterday's ridiculous red band trailer for Robert Rodriguez's MACHETE KILLS, there's a batch of new stills featuring Machete himself, Danny Trejo, as well as Amber Heard, Antonio Banderas and Michelle Rodriguez. After everything we've seen so...
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Amber Heard has some big guns in new Machete Kills clip

The last MACHETE KILLS clip we saw showed off some of the title character's sexy/deadly foes trying to take him down. In this new clip, we see one of the man's slinky allies: none other than Amber Heard. Enjoy as...
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