Machete Kills

  • Theatrical - Wide 2013-10-11
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7/10

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In MACHETE KILLS, Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent MACHETE, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an... See more eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

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Review: Machete Kills

PLOT: Machete (Danny Trejo) is back and this time he’s on a mission for the U.S President (Charlie Sheen…er…Carlos Estevez- embracing his gonzo rep) to kidnap a revolutionary- Mendez The Madman (Demian Bichir) who’s got a missile aimed at Washington...

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Lady Gaga will make her acting debut in Machete Kills

Robert Rodriguez certainly brings in talent from every area of the entertainment industry, but the inclusion of Lady Gaga in MACHETE KILLS pretty much takes the cake. I am not a Lady Gaga music fan, but I like the random...
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Charlie Sheen to play the president in Machete Kills

This is kind of hilarious. I buy Martin Sheen as the President of the United States (cause I’ve seen it), but Charlie Sheen? I guess if you have enough tiger blood in you then you can do anything. Is this...
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Machete Kills gets the Gibson?

You know what’s really frustrating? When Mel Gibson is in serious discussion to join a movie, but I have no idea what part he’ll play.  Because if Gibson signs up for something, I can generally be assured that I’ll soon...