Machete

Theatrical - Wide 2010-09-03

Cast Danny Trejo Robert De Niro Jessica Alba Michelle Rodriguez Lindsay Lohan Jeff Fahey Steven Seagal Don Johnson Cheech Marin
Directed by Ethan Maniquis Robert Rodriguez
Written by Robert Rodriguez

Genres: Action Crime

JoBlo's Rating

Not yet rated

Synopsis

The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin... See more (De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Marin) his “holy” brother, and April (Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

Buy Links

Machete

Machete

Movie Posters

See All Movie Posters

Alba’s Machete poster

Posted 16 years ago

Absolutely no secret that I’m jonesing like hell to see what Robert Rodriguez has in store for us with his full-length MACHETE, and one of those things in store is Jessica Alba as a ruthless manhunter. And surely a damn...

See Savini in Machete

Posted 17 years ago

I had absolutely no idea that Horror legend Tom Savini is in Rodriguez’s upcoming MACHETE. How insanely wide open is that cast? You got DeNiro, Seagal, Jeff Fahey mixed with a few hotties like Jessica Alba. Fanboy Ahoy, that movie...

Sony catches Machete

Posted 17 years ago

If there was still any residual doubt at all that the badass-sounding MACHETE feature film is happening for real, here’s a something to celebrate. Or maybe despair, depends on how you see it… Sony and Hyde Park Entertainment announced...

Lohan in…Machete?

Posted 17 years ago

I can understand that when you’re a once-promising actress who’s been -a bit deservedly- dragged in the mud by every gossip outlet on the planet AND you snubbed a part in THE HANGOVER which grossed over $250M domestic, you’d want...

Machete meets Seagal?

Posted 17 years ago

Maverick filmmaker Robert Rodriguez never appears like he needs any outside inspiration for his increasingly awesome flicks, although this once it looks like he got a cue from THE EXPENDABLES by snatching one of the only fallen 80’s action megastars...

Jonah wields Machete?

Posted 17 years ago

There’s a certain movie I have seen that I’m not allowed to talk about but I will say this: Jonah Hill is absolutely one of the funniest actors working today. His little 5-minute “Brundan” scene in NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM...