Taste the Max Payne

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It’s almost time for Mark Wahlberg to leap through the air in slow motion while shooting many bad guys (bloodlessly, judging from the PG-13 rating) as rogue lawman MAX PAYNE.

Until such time that you can witness the mass-market carnage (with hotness provided by knockout Mila Kunis), you can occupy yourself with the updated browser-crunching official site, where you’ll find new photos, concept art, and a graphic novel-styled “prequel” that should seem familiar to fans of the game. Dig it.

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Source: Official site

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