The Three Little Stooges is a thing that exists for some reason

Last Updated on July 30, 2021

So, one of the perils of existence, is the unfortunate existential crisis that comes during trying times. As a living, thinking being, during these said times, you start wondering things like, "why am I here?", "why must we suffer?", and "why is there so much evil in the world?" Unanswerable questions that plague the soul. Other unanswerable questions include, "why is there a fucking THREE LITTLE STOOGES movie in the works?"

Now, to be fair, that question isn't entirely unanswerable, because the answer is – of course – money. The rights holders wanted some of that sweet, dead Stooges money, and this seemed like the cheapest way to do it. However, that doesn't answer the question in an existential sense, like "why would the universe allow this to happen?"…unless everything is chaos and there is no order but madness. It's the only explanation that makes sense.

The abyss is staring back, indeed.

I mean, the kids at least kinda look the part, I guess. According to The Hollywood Reporter, "Liam Dow has been cast as Little Larry, Gordy De StJeor as Little Moe, and Luke Clark as Little Curly. This is the first leading role in a feature film for all three." Meanwhile, it's being written by Harris Goldberg of DEUCE BIGELOW and MASTER OF DISGUISE fame, so you know at least it'll be good.

Anyone actually looking forward to this?

Meanwhile, no release date as of yet, but it's coming. Oh, it's coming! Like the eventuality of everyone passing their mortal coil, it's not a matter of if, but unfortunately of when.

Source: THR

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