Twilight mistakes

I didn’t want to be the one to write this story because then I become that guy who can’t just let TWILIGHT be, no, no, he has to keep taking shots at it. But lo and behold my shift has come around and of course I’m the one that is left with it. So HERE are some of the mistakes present in that movie. And to show you that I am not an asshole, I will supplement this article by mentioning that I don’t think TWILIGHT is the worse thing ever. For example when you’re laying on the couch and you yawn and someone farts directly into your mouth? TWILIGHT is definitely better than that. Also, getting your dick stuck in your zipper. Or finding out that your girlfriend used to be a dude. See? I’m fair.