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Spoof movie Vampires Suck takes a bite out of Twilight, peep the trailer!

07.07.2010by: Jake Dee

So what's the verdict on TWILIGHT: ECLIPSE? I know at least some of you mofos saw that shite last weekend!

Despite critical drubbing, even when it was thought David Slade's version might be the best of the bunch, ECLIPSE did admirable box-office business by netting just over $175 million domestically. I'm sure Summit found the numbers a tad underwhelming, not only was the flick tracking to crack the $200 million mark, it ultimately fell short of last year's NEW MOON. And to add insult to injury, a new flick from the creators of DATE MOVIE called VAMPIRES SUCK is taking a hardy bite of all you Twihards. Nab a peek at the trailer below!

Written and directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer - VAMPIRES SUCK stars Ken Jeong, Matt Latner, Anneliese van der Pol (below), Charlie Webber, Chris Riggi, Michelle Lang, Marcelle Baer, Jenn Proske, Bradley Dodds and Mike Mayhall. No plot details are either needed or available. Pretty speechless really.

I honestly feel dumber having watched this trailer, although homeboy contractually obligated to spritz his abs is kinda funny. I guess.

VAMPIRES SUCK apparently comes out August 18th.

Extra Tidbit: Please tell me you're NOT into this...
Source: AITH

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8:01PM on 07/08/2010
To be honest, no film series deserves to be ripped a new one more than Twilight, but not by anyone involved with the '_____ Movie' franchise. Anyone but that. People who actually think those films are funny should be taken out of the gene pool.
To be honest, no film series deserves to be ripped a new one more than Twilight, but not by anyone involved with the '_____ Movie' franchise. Anyone but that. People who actually think those films are funny should be taken out of the gene pool.
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12:25AM on 07/08/2010
NOT into it AT ALL!

NOT into it AT ALL!

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