All is forgiven as Michael Bay announces that Megan Fox has a role in the Ninja Turtles movie

Last Updated on August 2, 2021

I know what you are all thinking. Well, I know the two things you are thinking after reading the title of this article:

1. Is she playing April O’Neil?

2. What about all that shit she talked about Michael Bay?

Before I attempt to answer these questions, this is what was posted on Bay’s official website:

“TMNT: we are bringing Megan Fox back into the family! Michael Bay

So, is she playing April? I don’t know. As you can see, that message left slim pickens to decode there. It can be assumed. As a long time TMNT fan, I remembered that April once had brown hair, but didn’t want to say that and look like a stupid ass. I did some research, and in the Mirage Comics version, she did have brown hair. But all of the other versions of April are redheads. As you already know.

Yeah, Fox did compare Bay to Hitler then Bay retaliated back by saying she had “a lot of growing up to do.” I guess that’s all in the past since she now has a role in this film. Okay, you guys know I love Megan Fox despite some of the shit she says, but as April? Sorry, girl. This just doesn’t work for me. I wanted Emma Stone. I also liked the idea of Elizabeth Olsen playing the role, but I don’t make the decisions.

I’m sure you guys will have a field day with this. So get to it.