Brad Pitt’s bad advice

Brad Pitt’s INGLOURIOUS search for Nazi scalps is decidedly in the past, but his eyes are on the present and future.

Pitt pops up in the latest issue of Wired magazine, peppered throughout an article called “New Rules for Highly Evolved Humans”, in”Ask a Basterd” tidbits where he offers various sound advice (like it sounds as though you shouldn’t take this advice).

Some examples:

Is it OK to look at pornography at work? Don’t just look at it at work, bring in your old porn mags and scan them there! It’s like converting your vinyl to MP3s. Fill up your hard drive, and when you need a break from spreadsheets, just open a favorite pictorial.

Can I talk on the phone while taking a whiz? No, you can’t talk on the phone! Do you want the guy next to you to hear your entire conversation? That’s why you should only text in the bathroom. Just be sure you don’t hit the wrong button and end up putting a photo of your junk on Twitter. Trust me, you don’t want those followers.

Brad also offers some questionable suggestions about Rock Band, Twittering, online dating and more — check out the entire piece RIGHT HERE.