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Damn you're good! New Machete Kills trailer featuring Danny Trejo, Charlie Sheen and Mel Gibson

Aug. 2, 2013by: Jesse Giroux

Machete Kills

A new trailer for MACHETE KILLS has been released and it's a powerful one. The film from director Robert Rodriguez looks like it will be an emotional roller coaster filled with heartache, broken dreams, and one man trying to figure out what his purpose in life is.

Who am I kidding? It's MACHETE f*cking KILLS. The film starring Danny Trejo is going to be about as deep as a puddle in Texas and that's exactly how it should be. This awesome trailer has new footage including scenes with Carlos Estevez (Charlie Sheen), Mel Gibson, Cuba Gooding Jr., Michelle Rodriguez, and Machete (once again) not trusting technology.

"The enemy may have a missile, but we... have Machete!"

Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federal agent Machete, who is recruited by the President of the United States (Charlie Sheen) for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer (Mel Gibson) who has hatched a plan to spread war across the planet.

Also starring Amber Heard, Sofia Vergara, Alexa Vega, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Hudgens, Michelle Rodriguez, Edward Olmos, William Sadler, Lady Gaga and Antonio Banderas, MACHETE KILLS is in theaters October 11th, 2013.

Extra Tidbit: Sofia Vergara kind of scares me.
Source: JoBlo.com

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7:40PM on 08/02/2013

Damn, that was fun!

I watched it on Youtube because this one's disabled. but that was a good time. If the movie's anything like that trailer, I'm there with bells on. :D
I watched it on Youtube because this one's disabled. but that was a good time. If the movie's anything like that trailer, I'm there with bells on. :D
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4:33PM on 08/02/2013

looks like a blast!

I have high hopes for this movie, and the future for action movies looks pretty good now.
I have high hopes for this movie, and the future for action movies looks pretty good now.
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1:39PM on 08/02/2013
It's great to see Mel back in a movie
It's great to see Mel back in a movie
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12:19PM on 08/02/2013

:D

Looks great.
Looks great.
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12:12PM on 08/02/2013
I'm hoping Mel Gibson becomes President at the end of this.
I'm hoping Mel Gibson becomes President at the end of this.
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12:11PM on 08/02/2013

Dat Cast

The cast is wonderful and this looks to be an awesome ride!
The cast is wonderful and this looks to be an awesome ride!
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11:43AM on 08/02/2013
This looks like a crazy ride, and I'm strapping in. Rodriques is one of my favourite directors because he makes what he wants, and I can respect that.
This looks like a crazy ride, and I'm strapping in. Rodriques is one of my favourite directors because he makes what he wants, and I can respect that.
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11:39AM on 08/02/2013
Where's the Grindhouse dust and scratch filter?

Looks fun but so did the original, which was hit-and-miss. It's not difficult to make a good trailer for a movie like this, but it is hard to make a movie like this good.
Where's the Grindhouse dust and scratch filter?

Looks fun but so did the original, which was hit-and-miss. It's not difficult to make a good trailer for a movie like this, but it is hard to make a movie like this good.
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10:46AM on 08/02/2013
I thought this movie already came out. Jeez.
I thought this movie already came out. Jeez.
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9:41AM on 08/02/2013
If this and the new Expendables resurrect Mel Gibson's career as a baddie, that would be amazing.
If this and the new Expendables resurrect Mel Gibson's career as a baddie, that would be amazing.
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10:26AM on 08/02/2013
Hell, Mel Gibson thrived on being an antagonist/anti-hero. That's where he's good at. Even when he plays a good guy, he's a good guy who does very bad things.
Hell, Mel Gibson thrived on being an antagonist/anti-hero. That's where he's good at. Even when he plays a good guy, he's a good guy who does very bad things.
9:01AM on 08/02/2013

LOL

Sheen as President! Cameos galore! Hot babes everywhere! And NOTHING beats a man screaming your name as you hurl him into an exploding helicopter. nothing.
Sheen as President! Cameos galore! Hot babes everywhere! And NOTHING beats a man screaming your name as you hurl him into an exploding helicopter. nothing.
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9:01AM on 08/02/2013

Works for me!

Looks terrible.... ly fun!
I'm on board. I love Rodriguez in "violent movie mode"!
Looks terrible.... ly fun!
I'm on board. I love Rodriguez in "violent movie mode"!
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8:53AM on 08/02/2013

Insane!!!!

So Insane, I Love IT!....Plus Mel Gibson!
So Insane, I Love IT!....Plus Mel Gibson!
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8:29AM on 08/02/2013

YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!!

This just looks like pure, mindless fun! With super hot Latin chicks!
This just looks like pure, mindless fun! With super hot Latin chicks!
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8:25AM on 08/02/2013
"Machete don't tweet." MACHETE KILLS!!!!

You know who I want him up against for the next sequel? Yayan "Mad Dog" Ruhiyan from The Raid.
"Machete don't tweet." MACHETE KILLS!!!!

You know who I want him up against for the next sequel? Yayan "Mad Dog" Ruhiyan from The Raid.
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8:01AM on 08/02/2013
That opening shot of the presidential goddesses was a pretty good gag, and I do like the voiceover (more trailers need voiceovers these days). I'm also absolutely looking forward to seeing Mel Gibson menace The Expendables in the third movie, and this should be good appetizer to that. For what seems to be a fun, silly movie, they've amassed quite the cast. I guess there *might* be the danger of a Piranha 3DD type situation, where a movie tries so hard to be "so bad it's good" that it just ends
That opening shot of the presidential goddesses was a pretty good gag, and I do like the voiceover (more trailers need voiceovers these days). I'm also absolutely looking forward to seeing Mel Gibson menace The Expendables in the third movie, and this should be good appetizer to that. For what seems to be a fun, silly movie, they've amassed quite the cast. I guess there *might* be the danger of a Piranha 3DD type situation, where a movie tries so hard to be "so bad it's good" that it just ends up "so bad". We'll see.
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