Emma Watson and such

Courtesy of Screenvision, the BBC film BALLET SHOES will premiere in US cinemas. The movie follows three girls: Pauline, Petrova and Posy Fossil, each of whom is discovered as a baby by their guardian, an absent-minded geologist named Matthew Brown. Emma Watson stars. And yeah it is probably as boring as it sounds.

I know — this is barely news. But point of fact is I know a lot of you think Emma Watson is a hot piece of ass, so I figured you’d want to know what was going on with her. How do I know this? Because I think she is, and so it would make sense that you do too. It’s not the orthodox school of detective work, but damn it if it isn’t effective.