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12.22.2009by:

I showed you the poster for the “OMG we’re stuck on a ski-lift!” thriller the other day, but now we’ve got a full trailer courtesy of Apple. As expected, things get uncomfortable REAL quick, but after watching, I’m just not buying it.

I can’t tell if this is supposed to be tongue-in-cheek or not, as the situation just really doesn’t seem that perilous. As suggested by you guys when I showed you the poster, why can they not zipline down the cable or make a rope out of their coats? And am I really supposed to believe that the girl isn’t wearing gloves? Also, it’s not like they’re lost in the wilderness, as soon as they find a way to get down there are buildings everywhere they can break into for shelter, and hell, they probably f*cking parked under a mile away.

I don’t know, outside of a few rogue wolf encounters, I can’t really imagine this being that scary, can you? Watch below or head over to Apple for HD.

Extra Tidbit: I hope at the end of the movie Bear Grylls shows up any punches all of them in the face for being dumbasses.
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4:24PM on 12/27/2009

I like what I see!!!

It gave me an "Open Water" feel, and that's one movie I dug a ton. While I have no fear of the situation, live in South TX, I can imagin thinking of this same very thing if I ever did ski.
It gave me an "Open Water" feel, and that's one movie I dug a ton. While I have no fear of the situation, live in South TX, I can imagin thinking of this same very thing if I ever did ski.
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2:55AM on 12/23/2009
Surprisingly, this looks creepy and intense. I am in!
Surprisingly, this looks creepy and intense. I am in!
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2:44AM on 12/23/2009

Yes!

I honestly don't care about the haters, for me this is an original idea. In a decade of sequels and remakes I welcome this with open arms! Plus I would love to be in this situation with one of u this is laughable people, u probaly will be that person who will pussy out and look to the person next to u for help and comfort because u don't have the balls to back up ur mouth!
I honestly don't care about the haters, for me this is an original idea. In a decade of sequels and remakes I welcome this with open arms! Plus I would love to be in this situation with one of u this is laughable people, u probaly will be that person who will pussy out and look to the person next to u for help and comfort because u don't have the balls to back up ur mouth!
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12:59AM on 12/23/2009
I've heard really good things about this, so I'm going to give it a shot even though the trailer ain't all that.
I've heard really good things about this, so I'm going to give it a shot even though the trailer ain't all that.
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12:20AM on 12/23/2009

I think

most of the time the lift operator at the top rides the lift down so he would pass these knuckleheads on their way up, and know that they were on there, thus avoiding the problem. But this is Hollywood baby. In any case this is a rental at best. And noooo, you couldn't get out of the situation. Without jumping or falling. Good luck.
most of the time the lift operator at the top rides the lift down so he would pass these knuckleheads on their way up, and know that they were on there, thus avoiding the problem. But this is Hollywood baby. In any case this is a rental at best. And noooo, you couldn't get out of the situation. Without jumping or falling. Good luck.
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10:27PM on 12/22/2009
If I didn't know any better I honestly would've thought this was a College Humor parody.
If I didn't know any better I honestly would've thought this was a College Humor parody.
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10:15PM on 12/22/2009

im no

skier but couldnt they just jump off the lift with their ski shoe thingys on and swoosh on the down mountain? I mean it is snow shouldnt it be like landing in a nice big plush bed? I think this is a bit silly.... but ill peep it.
skier but couldnt they just jump off the lift with their ski shoe thingys on and swoosh on the down mountain? I mean it is snow shouldnt it be like landing in a nice big plush bed? I think this is a bit silly.... but ill peep it.
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9:50PM on 12/22/2009

hmm

dont know why that double posted
dont know why that double posted
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9:30PM on 12/22/2009

a lot ppl say it's an easy situation to get out of...

but no one has offered a way out.
but no one has offered a way out.
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9:28PM on 12/22/2009

what?

how is that situation easy to get out of if your a regular joe? use the rope as a zipline? ok mcgyver, you realize you need the proper equipment to make a zipline, right, you can't just make any rope into a zipline. using your coats as a rope will get you about a quarter of the way down if that, which is useless. the only thing i can think of is shimmying across the rope with your hands and feet, but your hands would most likely get tired before you get halfway back. i'd like to hear anyone
how is that situation easy to get out of if your a regular joe? use the rope as a zipline? ok mcgyver, you realize you need the proper equipment to make a zipline, right, you can't just make any rope into a zipline. using your coats as a rope will get you about a quarter of the way down if that, which is useless. the only thing i can think of is shimmying across the rope with your hands and feet, but your hands would most likely get tired before you get halfway back. i'd like to hear anyone else who "knows" how to get down.
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5:51PM on 12/22/2009
Is this a real trailer or a parody trailer? I honestly can't tell. If this is a real movie it's beyond absurdly ridiculous.
Is this a real trailer or a parody trailer? I honestly can't tell. If this is a real movie it's beyond absurdly ridiculous.
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4:31PM on 12/22/2009

To bramb600

No bud, we don't want more remakes...all we want is some common sense. To any person with common sense plus a small gift for problem solving, this movie will not be horrific in any way shape or form cause we're watching it thinking of so many things they could be doing to get out of it.

When all it takes is just a bit of simple common sense for these kids to survive, it's hard to watch and not laugh.
No bud, we don't want more remakes...all we want is some common sense. To any person with common sense plus a small gift for problem solving, this movie will not be horrific in any way shape or form cause we're watching it thinking of so many things they could be doing to get out of it.

When all it takes is just a bit of simple common sense for these kids to survive, it's hard to watch and not laugh.
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4:41PM on 12/22/2009
If they don`t freeze to death and somehow make their way down there, they`ll just get eaten by wolves.
If they don`t freeze to death and somehow make their way down there, they`ll just get eaten by wolves.
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4:06PM on 12/22/2009

Another crapfest

Not only is the premiss laughable, but the actors are just obnoxious. And one of them is that Ice Dork from the X-Men movies. Why the hell would I pay for this garbage.
Not only is the premiss laughable, but the actors are just obnoxious. And one of them is that Ice Dork from the X-Men movies. Why the hell would I pay for this garbage.
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4:06PM on 12/22/2009
So, the people want more remakes. It`s unfortunate that no one can enjoy an original concept anymore. Why do things have to be accurate? It`s more fun when it doesn`t make sense, especially in horror.
So, the people want more remakes. It`s unfortunate that no one can enjoy an original concept anymore. Why do things have to be accurate? It`s more fun when it doesn`t make sense, especially in horror.
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4:06PM on 12/22/2009
double post.
double post.
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4:03PM on 12/22/2009

Looks alright

A few bad lines here and there, but overall looks better than Paranormal Activity. I thought the boyfriend in that movie was an idiot. All he needed to do was get rid of the girlfriend. End of demon problem.

And yes, ofcourse ski resorts have procedures to avoid something like this happening, but you know what? Shit happens. And the idea of freezing to death is pretty damn scary in my opinion.
A few bad lines here and there, but overall looks better than Paranormal Activity. I thought the boyfriend in that movie was an idiot. All he needed to do was get rid of the girlfriend. End of demon problem.

And yes, ofcourse ski resorts have procedures to avoid something like this happening, but you know what? Shit happens. And the idea of freezing to death is pretty damn scary in my opinion.
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3:39PM on 12/22/2009

I'll say more

Standard procedure is the last person to ride the lifts are the operators at the top who ride the lifts down to go home. They would see our films heroes riding up and make sure they got off safely end of movie crisis avoided. Not to mention that many people have taken dares and jumped out of a ski lift early just to land in the fresh powder below. Only a crappy movie like this would make sure there is a boulder or whatever directly underneath the lift. Which would make it hard because most
Standard procedure is the last person to ride the lifts are the operators at the top who ride the lifts down to go home. They would see our films heroes riding up and make sure they got off safely end of movie crisis avoided. Not to mention that many people have taken dares and jumped out of a ski lift early just to land in the fresh powder below. Only a crappy movie like this would make sure there is a boulder or whatever directly underneath the lift. Which would make it hard because most resorts clear out the land directly underneath the lift just in case someone falls. This movie has to be a joke
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3:22PM on 12/22/2009

Like I said...

This is an incredibly retarded plot and such an easy situation to get out of.

I also mentioned over at Arrow that it is standard procedure for the ski staff to take a snowmobile (or two) and make a visual check of all the benches before anyone leaves. They also cycle through the chairs for a proper count. Trust me, I know guys who work at a ski resort.

This is as stupid as it gets and I hope this movie is a complete failure.
This is an incredibly retarded plot and such an easy situation to get out of.

I also mentioned over at Arrow that it is standard procedure for the ski staff to take a snowmobile (or two) and make a visual check of all the benches before anyone leaves. They also cycle through the chairs for a proper count. Trust me, I know guys who work at a ski resort.

This is as stupid as it gets and I hope this movie is a complete failure.
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3:15PM on 12/22/2009
This just has to be a fake trailer.
If this is a real movie, then my Christmas is ruined.
This just has to be a fake trailer.
If this is a real movie, then my Christmas is ruined.
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2:48PM on 12/22/2009

GTFO

3 stars for the trailer are yee out of your tiny frikkin minds! C'monnnnnnnnnnnn.
3 stars for the trailer are yee out of your tiny frikkin minds! C'monnnnnnnnnnnn.
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2:38PM on 12/22/2009

Sequel:

Wipe Out - Four friends are in a bad part of town after getting last called out of a bar. It's pouring rain. The windshield wipers stop working and now they're stuck there for 10 hours before the bar opens and they're rescued....duh duh dummmmm
Wipe Out - Four friends are in a bad part of town after getting last called out of a bar. It's pouring rain. The windshield wipers stop working and now they're stuck there for 10 hours before the bar opens and they're rescued....duh duh dummmmm
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1:39PM on 12/22/2009

agree with tec333

A ski mountain - closed for a week? During the on season? There's a line you cross where you make the plot so contrived that there's no tension anymore. Not only did they cross that line - they climbed in the General Lee, and did a fucking ramp jump over the line.
A ski mountain - closed for a week? During the on season? There's a line you cross where you make the plot so contrived that there's no tension anymore. Not only did they cross that line - they climbed in the General Lee, and did a fucking ramp jump over the line.
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1:32PM on 12/22/2009
hahahahaha.. I smell an incredible unintentional comedy!
hahahahaha.. I smell an incredible unintentional comedy!
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12:57PM on 12/22/2009
This actually looks pretty intense. It's been getting great reviews.
This actually looks pretty intense. It's been getting great reviews.
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1:40PM on 12/22/2009
bramb600 = intensity threshold FAIL
bramb600 = intensity threshold FAIL
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12:50PM on 12/22/2009

Haha

Maybe the line of century...."were up here and they don't open until FRIDAY!" This can not be a serious movie.
Maybe the line of century...."were up here and they don't open until FRIDAY!" This can not be a serious movie.
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12:49PM on 12/22/2009
I hope Grylls punches them in the face as well.
I hope Grylls punches them in the face as well.
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