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02.02.2012

Oh, boy. *deep breath*

So, here's the deal; I don't hate the prequels. I love the cool stuff (Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, light sabers, Jango, Mace, etc.) and hate the eye-rollingly bad stuff (Anakin, Anakin, Jar Jar, Anakin, hollow dialogue, etc.), and throughout the years I've kind of come to peace with the immense flaws of the prequels.

Now, they lay this shit on me.

I get that this trailer for STAR WARS: EPISODE 1 - THE PHANTOM MENACE 3D is marketed to kids watching Saturday-morning cartoons who still believe in Santa Claus, but that trailer is insultingly bad. Yes, it lies squarely with the narration, which sounds like a dude trying to sell me a remote control car in between episodes of Phineas and Ferb.

I don't think I could hate this trailer more. In fact, since I can't hate it anymore, if they offered a class on "How to hate the stupid ass Phantom Menace 3D kiddie trailer more" I would take that class. I would buy all necessary materials, take diligent notes, and master that hate.

Lucasfilm really went out of their way to highlight EVERYTHING Star Wars fans despise about Episode 1 with this little bit of promotion. We could go on forever about this and I'm sure everyone will have plenty to say. I've never met a Star Wars fan that didn't jump at the chance to tear the prequels a new asshole, so go ahead and break out your chainsaw and vitriol.

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10:51PM on 02/03/2012
They try to make it look like a Disney Original Picture...which I suppose is what the film may have been in terms of tone, anyways. I'm not the biggest hater on Ep. 1, but this trailer was indeed awful.
They try to make it look like a Disney Original Picture...which I suppose is what the film may have been in terms of tone, anyways. I'm not the biggest hater on Ep. 1, but this trailer was indeed awful.
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4:29PM on 02/03/2012

Lame

Lame trailer... but I found a way to make it worse... same dialog, Jar Jar Binks reading it. Aside from that, I don't think it could get too much worse unless it was a Jar Jar Binks montage narrated by Jar Jar.
Lame trailer... but I found a way to make it worse... same dialog, Jar Jar Binks reading it. Aside from that, I don't think it could get too much worse unless it was a Jar Jar Binks montage narrated by Jar Jar.
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12:09PM on 02/03/2012

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casting a dismembered foot would have been a better choice than hayden christensen. and im glad Leo didnt do it, I think it would have seriously fucked with his career.
casting a dismembered foot would have been a better choice than hayden christensen. and im glad Leo didnt do it, I think it would have seriously fucked with his career.
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8:53AM on 02/03/2012
Horrible. And the reason it's worse than a normal trailer for Ep 1 is that it's made for channels like Nickelodeon or Disney Channel so that the 4 and 5 year olds can get excited and beg their parents to give George Lucas more eff you money. I don't condone it, and I'm not saying it's right, but that's what it is.
Horrible. And the reason it's worse than a normal trailer for Ep 1 is that it's made for channels like Nickelodeon or Disney Channel so that the 4 and 5 year olds can get excited and beg their parents to give George Lucas more eff you money. I don't condone it, and I'm not saying it's right, but that's what it is.
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7:28AM on 02/03/2012

FUCK GEORGE LUCAS

FUCK GEORGE LUCAS.
FUCK GEORGE LUCAS.
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2:15AM on 02/03/2012

wow thats horrible

now imagine this, a 10 year old boy has DEMANDED that my GF (and I) attend his 11th birthday party on Saturday Feb. 11th and yes his parents bought a block of tickets for STAR WARS: Phantom Menace 3D... so i'm roped into going whether i want to or not... and it'll be so loud, i cant even sleep through it.
now imagine this, a 10 year old boy has DEMANDED that my GF (and I) attend his 11th birthday party on Saturday Feb. 11th and yes his parents bought a block of tickets for STAR WARS: Phantom Menace 3D... so i'm roped into going whether i want to or not... and it'll be so loud, i cant even sleep through it.
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12:20AM on 02/03/2012
OMG that was soo bad it was hilarious
OMG that was soo bad it was hilarious
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9:11PM on 02/02/2012
I fell on the floor laughing when the guy said "Does he have two lightsabers?! That's not fair!" This guy needs to narrate every film of all time.
I fell on the floor laughing when the guy said "Does he have two lightsabers?! That's not fair!" This guy needs to narrate every film of all time.
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11:43PM on 02/02/2012
Requiem for a Dream: "and then the play girls tag team for money. yaaaay!!"
Requiem for a Dream: "and then the play girls tag team for money. yaaaay!!"
9:11PM on 02/02/2012
I loved Darth Maul... and that was about it. Oh, and Liam Neeson is awesome by proxy, but other than that... gah.
I loved Darth Maul... and that was about it. Oh, and Liam Neeson is awesome by proxy, but other than that... gah.
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9:01PM on 02/02/2012
Bad, but not quite as bad as Lucas whoring his characters out for use in commercials - Yoda advertising Vodafone being the latest. The issue I have with all of this is, George really doesn't need the money. Therefore his decision to alienate everyone who has ever liked his movies, is either driven by greed on an unimaginable scale, or by an egomaniacal need to constantly assert his control. Either way he should be studied by psychologists.
Bad, but not quite as bad as Lucas whoring his characters out for use in commercials - Yoda advertising Vodafone being the latest. The issue I have with all of this is, George really doesn't need the money. Therefore his decision to alienate everyone who has ever liked his movies, is either driven by greed on an unimaginable scale, or by an egomaniacal need to constantly assert his control. Either way he should be studied by psychologists.
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8:49PM on 02/02/2012

"hey a double bladed lightsaber? thats not fair"

no, what is not fair is that Lucas continues to fuck around.

What a shitty trailer.
no, what is not fair is that Lucas continues to fuck around.

What a shitty trailer.
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7:19PM on 02/02/2012
Never really got the big deal about star wars...

mediocre movies = biggest hype/promotion/cash machine ever...shame on all those who fall for this scam and call it harmless fun
Never really got the big deal about star wars...

mediocre movies = biggest hype/promotion/cash machine ever...shame on all those who fall for this scam and call it harmless fun
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7:12PM on 02/02/2012

Enough

Look i'm a huge Star Wars fan, and although the prequels have major flaws, they're a part of the story and I accept them for what they are (although I usually just watch the OT).
But the last few years has not offered anything of value in the SW universe. It's all aimed at kids, or has GL making changes, and now this 3D crap...it's getting very crowded. I just want my original three movies. That's all that really matters.
Look i'm a huge Star Wars fan, and although the prequels have major flaws, they're a part of the story and I accept them for what they are (although I usually just watch the OT).
But the last few years has not offered anything of value in the SW universe. It's all aimed at kids, or has GL making changes, and now this 3D crap...it's getting very crowded. I just want my original three movies. That's all that really matters.
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6:59PM on 02/02/2012
Here is something to make up for that horrific trailer, a scene from star wars robot chicken.
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Here is something to make up for that horrific trailer, a scene from star wars robot chicken.
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6:52PM on 02/02/2012
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
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6:11PM on 02/02/2012
That's was horrific!! Reminded me of a Krusty the Klown commercial from the Simpsons.

Although I am going to start using the phrase 'Chill out R2!' when having arguments about how George Lucas sucks now.
That's was horrific!! Reminded me of a Krusty the Klown commercial from the Simpsons.

Although I am going to start using the phrase 'Chill out R2!' when having arguments about how George Lucas sucks now.
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5:44PM on 02/02/2012

"bout time

Actually, I would say it's about time they made a trailer that is befitting of these cheesy, campy movies. I say way to go!
Actually, I would say it's about time they made a trailer that is befitting of these cheesy, campy movies. I say way to go!
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5:18PM on 02/02/2012

STFU

I'm listening to AC/DC right now... >D
I'm listening to AC/DC right now... >D
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5:01PM on 02/02/2012

Finally!

A trailer that straight up answers the burning question: "Does Star Wars have droids?"
A trailer that straight up answers the burning question: "Does Star Wars have droids?"
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5:00PM on 02/02/2012

They really had no choice

They really had to target a younger demographic. Those raped of their childhood were not coming back for seconds.
They really had to target a younger demographic. Those raped of their childhood were not coming back for seconds.
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4:56PM on 02/02/2012
That ... was serious?
That ... was serious?
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4:55PM on 02/02/2012
I think it's safe to say that Lucas made the prequel trilogy with a child demographic in the back of his mind while still wanting to make as much money as he could while reaching as many demographics as he could... that was his top priority instead of making a great Star Wars movie.
I think it's safe to say that Lucas made the prequel trilogy with a child demographic in the back of his mind while still wanting to make as much money as he could while reaching as many demographics as he could... that was his top priority instead of making a great Star Wars movie.
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4:47PM on 02/02/2012

shitty, shitty trailer

but I still dig Episodes I-III and I know I'm in the minority (at least for the hardcore movie fan section of things) but I enjoy them just as much, maybe even more than Episodes IV-VI.
Yes I-III have flaws, but people always seem to forget or ignore that IV-VI probably have just as many flaws. Sure 'I hate Sand' is the worst of them all but there is some pretty silly stuff in the original trilogy as well.
Oh well though, like what you like I say -- and personally, I'm pretty excited to see
but I still dig Episodes I-III and I know I'm in the minority (at least for the hardcore movie fan section of things) but I enjoy them just as much, maybe even more than Episodes IV-VI.
Yes I-III have flaws, but people always seem to forget or ignore that IV-VI probably have just as many flaws. Sure 'I hate Sand' is the worst of them all but there is some pretty silly stuff in the original trilogy as well.
Oh well though, like what you like I say -- and personally, I'm pretty excited to see these movies on the big screen in 3D! The space sequences and the pod racing should be real cool!
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4:54PM on 02/02/2012
Look, I'm all for liking the prequels over the original trilogy.. but don't try to knock the original trilogy because you like the prequels. "They have just as many flaws"- uhh.. WHAT? That's asinine man.
Look, I'm all for liking the prequels over the original trilogy.. but don't try to knock the original trilogy because you like the prequels. "They have just as many flaws"- uhh.. WHAT? That's asinine man.
5:08PM on 02/02/2012
As you know I still like the original trilogy so I wasn't knocking it, all I was saying is that they DO have flaws too which many people seem to ignore. Whether it be technically or with some of the writing, acting, cringe worthy characters or weird plot occurences that people accuse the prequel trilogy of having (that are actually present in the original trilogy in places as well). I'm not knocking the OT, nor am I saying the PT is that much better or anywhere near perfect, just saying that
As you know I still like the original trilogy so I wasn't knocking it, all I was saying is that they DO have flaws too which many people seem to ignore. Whether it be technically or with some of the writing, acting, cringe worthy characters or weird plot occurences that people accuse the prequel trilogy of having (that are actually present in the original trilogy in places as well). I'm not knocking the OT, nor am I saying the PT is that much better or anywhere near perfect, just saying that both are fun -- but both are flawed. I'm just saying people seem to lay a lot of hate on I-III for issues that are also present in IV-VI and because of that it's a bit contradicting.
5:55PM on 02/02/2012
I'm currently jingling my keys right now. Are you entertained?
I'm currently jingling my keys right now. Are you entertained?
4:40PM on 02/02/2012
That is fucking hilarious. If they kept that narrator doing commentary throughout the film I'd actually go and see it.
That is fucking hilarious. If they kept that narrator doing commentary throughout the film I'd actually go and see it.
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3:46PM on 02/02/2012

Wait that was a joke right.

for funny or die? right? No way possible that would be real?
for funny or die? right? No way possible that would be real?
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3:26PM on 02/02/2012
Even Leo couldn't have saved this shit. I'm glad he didn't do it. His choice of films to make is always quite excellent.
Even Leo couldn't have saved this shit. I'm glad he didn't do it. His choice of films to make is always quite excellent.
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3:21PM on 02/02/2012
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3:13PM on 02/02/2012

No surprise

It wasn't marketed towards the 18-45 crowd, this was intended to market to kids... this post smells very Prequel- Hating-Hipster-ish
It wasn't marketed towards the 18-45 crowd, this was intended to market to kids... this post smells very Prequel- Hating-Hipster-ish
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3:09PM on 02/02/2012
Is this premiering on the Disney Channel?

At least he didn't say "Who'da man? Yoda man!
Is this premiering on the Disney Channel?

At least he didn't say "Who'da man? Yoda man!
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2:49PM on 02/02/2012

Not for you

Y'all need to stop complaining how bad these movies are, they are not meant for you, they are meant to help kids buy toys, of course they are bad. Nothing beyond Empire will ever be story telling worthy, that ship has sailed. So stop putting it in categories that it doesn't belong and take it for what it is, advertisement for toys.
Y'all need to stop complaining how bad these movies are, they are not meant for you, they are meant to help kids buy toys, of course they are bad. Nothing beyond Empire will ever be story telling worthy, that ship has sailed. So stop putting it in categories that it doesn't belong and take it for what it is, advertisement for toys.
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3:38PM on 02/02/2012
Following your logic, I'm not allowed to like any kid flicks, because, they are not meant for me ?
Following your logic, I'm not allowed to like any kid flicks, because, they are not meant for me ?
8:49PM on 02/02/2012
didn't say you couldn't like it said wasn't in the same category of the originals, there was a story to be told now its about merchandising, so no your not following my logic
didn't say you couldn't like it said wasn't in the same category of the originals, there was a story to be told now its about merchandising, so no your not following my logic
2:10PM on 02/02/2012
It's smart marketing, actually. They've produced a trailer that appeals to the primary market for the prequels, namely kids under 12. That was always the age segment they were aiming for, particularly with the first prequel. Now they have a new generation of kids, born after the prequels release, who they want to get on board with these movies.
It's smart marketing, actually. They've produced a trailer that appeals to the primary market for the prequels, namely kids under 12. That was always the age segment they were aiming for, particularly with the first prequel. Now they have a new generation of kids, born after the prequels release, who they want to get on board with these movies.
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1:57PM on 02/02/2012

The guy's voice kind of reminds me of this trailer

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1:53PM on 02/02/2012

Need a vote count...

Taking my five year old to see this (using a gift card) is approved (like) or just plain child abuse (dislike)? Thanks.
Taking my five year old to see this (using a gift card) is approved (like) or just plain child abuse (dislike)? Thanks.
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2:43PM on 02/02/2012
My 7-year-old nephew loved it when I took him back in '99. He was Anakin 2 years in a row Halloween. Just bring earplugs for yourself whenever Jar Jar comes onscreen.
My 7-year-old nephew loved it when I took him back in '99. He was Anakin 2 years in a row Halloween. Just bring earplugs for yourself whenever Jar Jar comes onscreen.
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1:51PM on 02/02/2012
ROFL! This trailer had me in stitches. "He has a double-sided lightsaber, that's not fair! Oh, that's better!" And I also forgot how hilariously bad some of Anakin's lines were, like "Now this is pod racing!"
ROFL! This trailer had me in stitches. "He has a double-sided lightsaber, that's not fair! Oh, that's better!" And I also forgot how hilariously bad some of Anakin's lines were, like "Now this is pod racing!"
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1:27PM on 02/02/2012
I don't know what you are talking about. This trailer is definitely a lot more accurate to the quality and audience of the film than a serious trailer would be. I honestly couldn't stop laughing at the narration. Perfection.
Also, none of the "cool" stuff in the prequels was actually cool. Just my opinion, but those movies are terrible through and through.
I don't know what you are talking about. This trailer is definitely a lot more accurate to the quality and audience of the film than a serious trailer would be. I honestly couldn't stop laughing at the narration. Perfection.
Also, none of the "cool" stuff in the prequels was actually cool. Just my opinion, but those movies are terrible through and through.
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1:17PM on 02/02/2012

I'll give it one thing

It's a hell of a lot more honest than trailers for the movie that make it look good.
It's a hell of a lot more honest than trailers for the movie that make it look good.
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1:16PM on 02/02/2012
when did justin bieber do this?
when did justin bieber do this?
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1:16PM on 02/02/2012
They also had a really bad X-Men: First Class kiddie commercial that was about the exact same idea.
Anyway, I used to defend this movie to people... until I realized that Darth Maul is only in it for like 5 minutes and I was just trying to convince myself he was in it more. Oh, and I forgot about Anakin.
Clearly I was stupid back then.
They also had a really bad X-Men: First Class kiddie commercial that was about the exact same idea.
Anyway, I used to defend this movie to people... until I realized that Darth Maul is only in it for like 5 minutes and I was just trying to convince myself he was in it more. Oh, and I forgot about Anakin.
Clearly I was stupid back then.
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1:00PM on 02/02/2012
At first I thought the trailer was something you'd put together, Paul.

Nice pictures by the way.
At first I thought the trailer was something you'd put together, Paul.

Nice pictures by the way.
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4:14PM on 02/02/2012
That's actually my VO in the trailer. ;)
That's actually my VO in the trailer. ;)
12:50PM on 02/02/2012
Had to stop it at 0:26.
Had to stop it at 0:26.
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1:07PM on 02/02/2012
I am not Bullshitting you, that is the exact time I stopped it also.
I am not Bullshitting you, that is the exact time I stopped it also.
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12:34PM on 02/02/2012
When I read the article title I thought, "how bad could it be?" OMG I had no idea, the narrator actually made me start laughing from how much worse he made the trailer. It sounded like a spoof
When I read the article title I thought, "how bad could it be?" OMG I had no idea, the narrator actually made me start laughing from how much worse he made the trailer. It sounded like a spoof
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12:25PM on 02/02/2012

This isn't a trailer...

It's a featurette from the official Star Wars website which was completely intended for kids. It's not even a commercial, just a video from the children's portion of a website.

Can't really blame Joblo though since it's their source that calls the website featurette a trailer.
It's a featurette from the official Star Wars website which was completely intended for kids. It's not even a commercial, just a video from the children's portion of a website.

Can't really blame Joblo though since it's their source that calls the website featurette a trailer.
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12:16PM on 02/02/2012
I know all the answers but I still ask these questions...

I don't understand why Lucas had to turn Star Wars into a "kid" thing. The originals had universal appeal, and showed signs of maturity with Empire, though it slightly regressed with Jedi. Actually I do understand, Lucas is a softie for kids stuff and it also sells more.

Why is all the new Star Wars stuff stuck in kiddie land. Phantom Menace came out in 1999, that was 13 years ago. It's so weird. It's like Lucas wants Star Wars to
I know all the answers but I still ask these questions...

I don't understand why Lucas had to turn Star Wars into a "kid" thing. The originals had universal appeal, and showed signs of maturity with Empire, though it slightly regressed with Jedi. Actually I do understand, Lucas is a softie for kids stuff and it also sells more.

Why is all the new Star Wars stuff stuck in kiddie land. Phantom Menace came out in 1999, that was 13 years ago. It's so weird. It's like Lucas wants Star Wars to have a case of arrested development.

Whatever, I'm not going to waste my money in this crap anyway.
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12:15PM on 02/02/2012

haha qui gon dies before the "celebration"

haha qui gon dies before the "celebration". he never makes it.
haha qui gon dies before the "celebration". he never makes it.
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12:30PM on 02/03/2012
I thought the same thing. "Damn, that's cold. Don't want to be "late" for the celebration?"
I thought the same thing. "Damn, that's cold. Don't want to be "late" for the celebration?"
12:14PM on 02/02/2012
This just broke my brain.
This just broke my brain.
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12:11PM on 02/02/2012
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Paul. What's this shit about this movie is for kids that still believe in Santa Claus? Are you saying there isn't a Santa Claus?

Back to the subject at hand, I really wish Neeson, McGregor, Jackson, and Portman didn't do these movies. I understand why they did - if someone asked if you wanted to be in a Star Wars movie, your answer would be 'hell yea,' but man, oh man, is it an eyesore to go to Neeson's Imdb page and see this as one of his top "Known For" movies.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Paul. What's this shit about this movie is for kids that still believe in Santa Claus? Are you saying there isn't a Santa Claus?

Back to the subject at hand, I really wish Neeson, McGregor, Jackson, and Portman didn't do these movies. I understand why they did - if someone asked if you wanted to be in a Star Wars movie, your answer would be 'hell yea,' but man, oh man, is it an eyesore to go to Neeson's Imdb page and see this as one of his top "Known For" movies.
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12:08PM on 02/02/2012

Two words come to mind...

Wow...
Wow...
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12:02PM on 02/02/2012
Man, I didnt think it could get any worse, guess I was wrong. Last time I underestimate Lucas
Man, I didnt think it could get any worse, guess I was wrong. Last time I underestimate Lucas
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11:58AM on 02/02/2012
this is obviously directed at little kids, ass.
this is obviously directed at little kids, ass.
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1:41PM on 02/02/2012
He said it was and said it still sucks, dumbass.
He said it was and said it still sucks, dumbass.
11:56AM on 02/02/2012

what the

FUCK ?!
FUCK ?!
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11:54AM on 02/02/2012

why does it suprise you?

Yeah, its pretty bad....? Wasnt the idea of re-re-releasing this again in 3D horrible enough? Trailers these days arent any good anyway. If anything, this colum is just another attempt to bring more light for people to see it.

Its horrible. But let us not acknowledge that this horrible film is even coming out again. George Lucas wants to shit on our faces.
Yeah, its pretty bad....? Wasnt the idea of re-re-releasing this again in 3D horrible enough? Trailers these days arent any good anyway. If anything, this colum is just another attempt to bring more light for people to see it.

Its horrible. But let us not acknowledge that this horrible film is even coming out again. George Lucas wants to shit on our faces.
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11:53AM on 02/02/2012

Seriously?!

I got nothing to add. Worst trailer ever.
I got nothing to add. Worst trailer ever.
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11:49AM on 02/02/2012

Awesome!

I hope that Randall from Clerks takes some more anti-depressants in time to do the Titanic 3D trailer voiceover!
I hope that Randall from Clerks takes some more anti-depressants in time to do the Titanic 3D trailer voiceover!
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11:47AM on 02/02/2012

SAD SAD SAD

Well at least the target audience likes it, people who dont have pubes!!
Well at least the target audience likes it, people who dont have pubes!!
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11:47AM on 02/02/2012

>:(

I want my 1 minute and 1 second back. Yeah thats right, couldn't even make it to the 1:45 mark.
I want my 1 minute and 1 second back. Yeah thats right, couldn't even make it to the 1:45 mark.
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11:44AM on 02/02/2012

Horrible

I couldn't even finish it, so bad. It just feels like a giant middle finger from George Lucas, "You say you hate kid shit, but this makes me rich bitch".
As for Leo, yes, it would have been better. Not by much, Hayden is not terrible. Lucas brings out the worst in people. Look what he does to Spielberg when they collaborate, look at Spielberg solo, hmmm.
I couldn't even finish it, so bad. It just feels like a giant middle finger from George Lucas, "You say you hate kid shit, but this makes me rich bitch".
As for Leo, yes, it would have been better. Not by much, Hayden is not terrible. Lucas brings out the worst in people. Look what he does to Spielberg when they collaborate, look at Spielberg solo, hmmm.
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11:39AM on 02/02/2012
God Almighty!!!! I had to stop it. I wasn't even half way went I felt the rage build which inevitably then became disappointment. That voice (what the hell)
God Almighty!!!! I had to stop it. I wasn't even half way went I felt the rage build which inevitably then became disappointment. That voice (what the hell)
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11:38AM on 02/02/2012
Doesn't matter to me. Not really a Star Wars fan. However, I hope this is aimed at kids on kids channels or during kids programming. Then another is around for adults. But who the hell knows with Star Wars anymore...
Doesn't matter to me. Not really a Star Wars fan. However, I hope this is aimed at kids on kids channels or during kids programming. Then another is around for adults. But who the hell knows with Star Wars anymore...
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11:34AM on 02/02/2012

That Voice... (Shudders)

I don't mind the prequels, they are enjoyable and I can overlook certain 'mis-steps'. However that trailer is just horrible, I could only make it 40 seconds through because of that ridiculous voiceover. He sounded like he'd been seeling broken Hot Wheels for the past five years and didn't know how to do anything else.
I don't mind the prequels, they are enjoyable and I can overlook certain 'mis-steps'. However that trailer is just horrible, I could only make it 40 seconds through because of that ridiculous voiceover. He sounded like he'd been seeling broken Hot Wheels for the past five years and didn't know how to do anything else.
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11:33AM on 02/02/2012
My vomit vomited
My vomit vomited
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11:33AM on 02/02/2012
This trailer is meant for kids. I'm sure it will play on Nickelodeon. So its not bad, it just wasn't meant for adults. If I were a kid I'd be pumped as shit for this movie.
This trailer is meant for kids. I'm sure it will play on Nickelodeon. So its not bad, it just wasn't meant for adults. If I were a kid I'd be pumped as shit for this movie.
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11:52AM on 02/02/2012
Just because it is for kids doesn't give you the permission to dumb down your marketing. It talks down to them.
Just because it is for kids doesn't give you the permission to dumb down your marketing. It talks down to them.
1:52PM on 02/02/2012
So you were one of those fat dumb kids with no taste??? When I was a kid I could sniff out shit movies easily...Ninja Turtles 3 anyone?
So you were one of those fat dumb kids with no taste??? When I was a kid I could sniff out shit movies easily...Ninja Turtles 3 anyone?
11:30AM on 02/02/2012
Leo could have come to the set as Arnie Grape and still pulled off a better, more believable performance as Anakin than Jake Lloyd ever could.
Leo could have come to the set as Arnie Grape and still pulled off a better, more believable performance as Anakin than Jake Lloyd ever could.
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