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04.25.2007by: Jim Law

Top 10 Porn Star Cameos

As the adult film industry continues to take over the world, Hollywood can't help but take notice and cash in on it's popularity any chance they get. I don't blame them though. When you need a curvy hottie to fill in a scene with little dialogue and gigantic breasts, what better place to look than the cast of BONGWATER BUTT BABES to step up? It's been a while since I had the energy to sit through an entire porno so it took some research to get up to date on the latest A-list stars, and my computer is paying the price with pop-up penis enlargement adds every 2.3 seconds. Thanks to my porn guru Tim for pointing me in the right direction.

10. Briana Banks & Jessica Drake - SIN (2003)

I know it's hard to believe but the two play adult actresses who, get this, are totally nude all the time. The rotating bed they're on gives us all sorts of naughty angles to look at as they smoke cigarettes, look hot, and wait to get drilled on camera.

9. Traci Lords - BLADE (1998)

Traci retired from adult movies when she was eighteen. Her benefits package included roles in films such as NOT OF THIS EARTH, CHUMP CHANGE, BLACK MASK 2: CITY OF MASKS (awesome title), and the movie that makes me knee myself in the face repeatedly, CRY BABY. It wasn't until BLADE that she made it onto fanboy radar and reminded everyone how she should have stayed in porn.

8. Asia Carrera - THE BIG LEBOWSKI (1998)

If Tara Reid and Peter Stormare are going to star in a porno together they better have an expert on hand. That's where Asia comes in. Her experience proves valuable in 'Logjammin', the film within a film in which she stops by for a shower and gets the ball rolling by losing the towel and readies herself on the couch before Maude (Julianne Moore) shuts off the TV and ruins the party.

7. Juli Ashton - ORGAZMO (1997)

The girls are not branching out with these roles. Three of the four entries have played porn stars and been nude. Sadly, that's the entire point of this list so let's move on. One of adult entertainment's most recognizable faces due to her hosting duties on Playboy TV's 'Night Calls', Juli adds some much needed expertise on the set of Trey Parker and Matt Stone's under appreciated look at the industry.

6. Stormy Daniels- THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN (2005)

Make it four out of five. Stormy lends her healthy bosoms to Andy's (Steve Carell) fantasy as he sits down to smash himself while watching 'Space Nuts: Episode 69 - Unholy Union. Just so you know, her stage name comes from her love of Motley Crue and the fact that Nikki Sixx named his son Storm. Cool tribute or f*cking psychotic hot chick? Make the call.

5. Ginger Lynn - THE DEVIL'S REJECTS (2005)

Instead of a porn star, Ginger steps up the cameo game and stars as a prostitute..... with a gun...... having sex with a clown...... in a dream. Even though she was robbed of a nomination from The Academy, Ginger does her job well and gets to re-live the glory days of the eighties when this was just another Tuesday night.

4. Kobe Tai - VERY BAD THINGS (1998)

Best porn star death scene ever? You bet your ass it is. She shows up to get the party started by being little and horny and ends up getting impaled on a coat hook by Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven). In fact, Kobe is the entire focus of the movie from there on as the boys try to cover up the accident while their friendship slowly slides down the shitter.

3. Chasey Lain & Jill Kelly - HE GOT GAME (1998)

It's not enough that you're already an NBA star worth millions. Now Spike Lee wants you to carry an entire movie opposite Denzel Washington, Milla Jovovich, and Rosario Dawson and go by the name Jesus. Oh yeah, there's also that scene where you get to have two of the hottest porn actresses ever taking turns sitting on your grill.

2. Nina Hartley - BOOGIE NIGHTS (1997)

Imagine every time you went to a party you walked in on your wife getting nailed by some young stud. Now imagine she kind of looks like a dude and that you'd rather stir an acid martini with your prick than dip into that abused slop ever again. Wouldn't be that bad eh?

1. Jenna Jameson - PRIVATE PARTS (1997)

The queen of porn takes a back seat to nobody. If you hadn't already known about Jenna and her career before this scene you were sure to head down to the nearest slum and find her latest 700 videos to catch up after. As the first nude woman on radio, Jenna steals the entire film with her perfection. Her real life visits to Howard Stern may be better but being able to see this on the big screen was surreal. Look how hot those headphones are.

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