Lonely Salma poster

Just because our beloved patron saint Salma Hayek took a poison-tipped metal spike and plunged it deep into our chest as if we were undead monsters necessary to eliminate, we still hold her and her life-giving cans in the highest regard. Which is why we pass on to you a brand-spanking new poster and eighteen brand-spanking new pics from her upcoming drama/thriller LONELY HEARTS. In it, she plays one half of the titular murderous duo (Jared Leto being the other half) who lure their victims through personal ads whose antics are investigated by a pissed off John Travolta, James Gandolfini and Scott Caan. We’ll have the trailer available in our trailer section soon enough but in the meantime, take a gander at the film’s official site. It’s currently scheduled for a limited release April 13th.