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Mafia Wars jumping from Facebook to the big screen

06.29.2010

UPDATE - Consider this rumor busted. Radar Pictures told The Hollywood Reporter that news of a "Mafia Wars" movie has "no basis in reality." No idea how exactly the rumor got started...

Oh you've got to be kidding me.

Just when I think I’m immune to absurd movie news, something like this comes along. According to Pajiba, we are about to get our first Facebook/iPhone application turned into a movie in the form of Zynga’s MAFIA WARS.

For the uninitiated, i.e. those without a Facebook News Feed, Mafia Wars is a game where you do missions, level up, buy weapons, get more mafia members, and attack other people. But it’s not really a video game in the traditional sense, as its closer to a text-based adventure, with no actual combat to be found. You could try and call it a turn based RPG, but outside of leveling and weapons purchases, attacking is only one turn, and you either win or lose in a spectacularly un-epic fashion.

I actually played this game on my iPhone for a long, long time, as it was simply something to do whenever I was bored somewhere. But I got to level 170-something, had more money than God and more weapons than the entire country of Colombia, and it was just boring. It was essentially, “press this button to level up,” and it got to the point where I’d rather stare at a wall than check Mafia Wars.

But the merits of the game aside, I think players and non-players alike can agree the a FILM adaptation of the title is clearly absurd. But alas, Ted Field and Radar Pictures are turning the app into a movie which promises to be a “crime thriller based on the popular video game.” And that’s really all there is to say about it apparently.

Here’s what I don’t understand about these idiotic licensed property films. How the hell is this going to be “based on the popular video game” which has literally no plot to speak of? Why can’t you just make a movie about warring Mafia factions, and leave the Facebook app out of it? I’ve said the same thing about a naval combat film that doesn’t need a BATTLESHIP license or a space combat movie that doesn’t need to be based on ASTEROIDS. Is Zynga paying someone to make a movie about their game for publicity? I don’t understand the process here.

As crazy as this is, I'm still waiting for something to top the promised VIEWMASTER movie.

Extra Tidbit: And yes, you have to know that this without a doubt means a Farmville movie is coming.
Source: Pajiba

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6:50PM on 06/29/2010
Ah well, atleast the Twilight twerps will have their "Godfather".
Ah well, atleast the Twilight twerps will have their "Godfather".
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4:58PM on 06/29/2010
Bound to bomb.
Bound to bomb.
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3:41PM on 06/29/2010

WTF? FML!

This absurdly stupid! The game has no plot, and is rather boring (I played it for about 5 minutes). WTF?
This absurdly stupid! The game has no plot, and is rather boring (I played it for about 5 minutes). WTF?
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2:54PM on 06/29/2010

Huh.

I guess the end of the world really is coming after all. This is a sign. Instead of getting smarter there are groups of us who have already reached the bottom of the bottomless pit of stupidity.
I guess the end of the world really is coming after all. This is a sign. Instead of getting smarter there are groups of us who have already reached the bottom of the bottomless pit of stupidity.
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2:20PM on 06/29/2010

who ever came up with....

this needs to be beaten with a +*40 golf club burnt with +*35 napalm hahahahaha, what bullshit.
this needs to be beaten with a +*40 golf club burnt with +*35 napalm hahahahaha, what bullshit.
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12:34PM on 06/29/2010

What the @#$%!?

Holy sh*t. Really? Of all the stupid movie ideas coming out... this may just be the most ridiculous one I've ever heard. So now not only am I going to have to ban & avoid all the Mafia Farmville Stupidville whatever games on Facebook, I'm going to have to avoid a MOVIE about it, too. Wow - it must be great to get paid all that money to come up with these "original" ideas for movies. Hmmm, what can we do next? Got it - let's make a "texting" movie! Yay...everyone loves texting!

Excuse me
Holy sh*t. Really? Of all the stupid movie ideas coming out... this may just be the most ridiculous one I've ever heard. So now not only am I going to have to ban & avoid all the Mafia Farmville Stupidville whatever games on Facebook, I'm going to have to avoid a MOVIE about it, too. Wow - it must be great to get paid all that money to come up with these "original" ideas for movies. Hmmm, what can we do next? Got it - let's make a "texting" movie! Yay...everyone loves texting!

Excuse me while I go barf....
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12:25PM on 06/29/2010

What.

Are you kidding? Next is Farmville, and that my friends, is something I never want to see.
Are you kidding? Next is Farmville, and that my friends, is something I never want to see.
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2:15PM on 06/29/2010
No, the next one needs to be fucking Harvest Moon. That would be some boring shit.
No, the next one needs to be fucking Harvest Moon. That would be some boring shit.
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12:21PM on 06/29/2010

FAIL

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12:06PM on 06/29/2010
I'm sure whoever pitched this idea on a mafia movie, failed, then desperately said it's like Mafia Wars and the studio went Ca-ching!
I'm sure whoever pitched this idea on a mafia movie, failed, then desperately said it's like Mafia Wars and the studio went Ca-ching!
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12:04PM on 06/29/2010
I have this game where I take the cap from the side of my fan and spin it around as fast as I can.

Want to make a movie out of that?!
I have this game where I take the cap from the side of my fan and spin it around as fast as I can.

Want to make a movie out of that?!
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11:59AM on 06/29/2010
If I was in charge of a major movie studio and someone pitched this idea to me this is what I would tell them... [link]
If I was in charge of a major movie studio and someone pitched this idea to me this is what I would tell them... [link]
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11:46AM on 06/29/2010

All I have to say below...

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