Oscar presenters | Movie News

There’s plenty of benefits to the WGA strike finally ending. First of all, it means more television and less real world, second of all it means that I can finally get back to writing the LOST season finale, but third of all and most importantly, it means Oscar cleavage! God, there’s nothing I like more than a good old fashion post-awards show mega-post from the beautiful pervs over at MovieHotties.com.

Having said that, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences have unveiled some of the cleavage we can hope to see, come February 24th, with their list of presenters and performers. It goes a little something like this:

Alan Arkin, Jennifer Hudson, Helen Mirren and Forest Whitaker—as well as Amy Adams, Jessica Alba, Cate Blanchett, Josh Brolin, Steve Carell, George Clooney, Penelope Cruz, Miley Cyrus, Patrick Dempsey, Cameron Diaz, Colin Farrell, Harrison Ford, Jennifer Garner, Tom Hanks, Anne Hathaway, Katherine Heigl, Jonah Hill, Dwayne Johnson, Nicole Kidman, James McAvoy, Queen Latifah, Seth Rogen, Martin Scorsese, Hilary Swank, John Travolta, Denzel Washington and Renée Zellweger.

Performers include Amy Adams, doing a song from ENCHANTED, Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova performing their nominated song from ONCE, and Jamia Simone Nash doing a song from August Rush. I want you all to take note of Jessica Alba’s presence on that list. By the time of the awards, she’ll be ten days more pregnant than she is today. You know what that means, right? She’ll be mad porking out at the Governor’s ball.

Extra Tidbit: I want to see ass cleavage from Billy Bush and side cleavage from Jonah Hill.