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Sep. 28, 2009by:

Yup, definitely not a good one...

I know that technically the new decade will only start in 2011, so let's get this out of the way right now: Who cares!

SO, as the 00s are winding down we'll start seeing the obligatory Best Of lists popping up everywhere, and our friends at Rotten Tomatoes are getting a head start by celebrating the other end of the spectrum - the 100 worst in absolute mediocrity that studios tried to shove down our throat these last 10 years.

A lot of them will definitely be unanimously supported, like a few Uwe Boll entries and a whole lot of those "please God why" spoof movies, but I have to say the ranking surprised me a bit; does MASTER OF DISGUISE deserve a lower spot then PLUTO NASH? And dare I say, where the heck is TF2??? To be fair though, the selections came with their "freshness" rankings as reviewed.

Here's the site's bottom 10 movies of the decade, with the rest of the 100-strong list OVER HERE. Don't agree? Get your opinions going in the Strike Back or on Movie Fan Central. I know which movies I'LL nominate...

10- Witless Protection

9- Redline

8-3 Strikes

7- Strange Wilderness

6- Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2

5- National Lampoon's Gold Diggers

4- King's Ransom

3- Pinocchio

2- One Missed Call

1- Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever

 

Extra Tidbit: WHITEOUT made the list, and it was released only this month... Is it really THAT bad?
Source: Rotten Tomatoes

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4:58AM on 09/29/2009

Yes "Whiteout" is THAT BAD.

Bad movies are everywhere now a days. Worse than the fact they are bad movies is the fact that so many of them make money! "Whiteout" is absolutely terrible. It's worse than an episode of anything done by the Hack Tyler Perry. Honestly I have ZERO Idea why people watch his crap. Have you ever seen "House of Payne?" It is so bad it is unbelievable. I'm not kidding, It is probably the one of the worst things ever put on TV & it is the worst of all time for a program that's had something
Bad movies are everywhere now a days. Worse than the fact they are bad movies is the fact that so many of them make money! "Whiteout" is absolutely terrible. It's worse than an episode of anything done by the Hack Tyler Perry. Honestly I have ZERO Idea why people watch his crap. Have you ever seen "House of Payne?" It is so bad it is unbelievable. I'm not kidding, It is probably the one of the worst things ever put on TV & it is the worst of all time for a program that's had something like 100-150 episodes! It's astounding that people think it's funny. Tyler Perry will be nothing (hopefully) in 5-10 years when people get tired of his garbage.
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10:29AM on 09/29/2009
Lol I feel for you buddy, but trust me, Tyler Perry will continue to perpetuate black stereotypes and remake the same film over and over for many years to come.
Lol I feel for you buddy, but trust me, Tyler Perry will continue to perpetuate black stereotypes and remake the same film over and over for many years to come.
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11:48PM on 09/28/2009
battlefield earth not in the top 10?
list epic fail.
battlefield earth not in the top 10?
list epic fail.
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8:21PM on 09/28/2009
i agree with some of the people below, Strange Wilderness was funny as fuck
i agree with some of the people below, Strange Wilderness was funny as fuck
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6:05PM on 09/28/2009

Why do so many people defend Strang Wilderness?

That movie seemed like it was written in one afternoon with no proofread. I admit I laughed at it (actually the only thing I laughed at was Justin Long) but I was high. It seemed like like they had jokes planned but didn't pay any of them off. They left SO MANY plot holes it just pissed me off after I watched it. I'll admit it had a handful of funny parts, but calling it a "good movie"? No way in hell.
That movie seemed like it was written in one afternoon with no proofread. I admit I laughed at it (actually the only thing I laughed at was Justin Long) but I was high. It seemed like like they had jokes planned but didn't pay any of them off. They left SO MANY plot holes it just pissed me off after I watched it. I'll admit it had a handful of funny parts, but calling it a "good movie"? No way in hell.
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5:02PM on 09/28/2009
Why's "The Unborn" not on this list?! and "Rachel Getting Married" another colossal fart in the wind.
Why's "The Unborn" not on this list?! and "Rachel Getting Married" another colossal fart in the wind.
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2:18AM on 09/29/2009
Umm, Rachel Getting Married got 88% on Rottentomatoes, so if you check their Best of the Best list maybe you'll find it there.
Umm, Rachel Getting Married got 88% on Rottentomatoes, so if you check their Best of the Best list maybe you'll find it there.
4:26PM on 09/28/2009
why isnt postal on here uwe bolls movies in the first set, he is the worst director ever !! in the history of cinema!!
why isnt postal on here uwe bolls movies in the first set, he is the worst director ever !! in the history of cinema!!
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5:58PM on 09/28/2009
He does have like 4 movies on there already. Postal was probably #102.
He does have like 4 movies on there already. Postal was probably #102.
3:58PM on 09/28/2009
I agree with the lots of these people, Strange Wilderness was one hilarious dumbass movie...THIS LIST IS BULLSHIT!!!
I agree with the lots of these people, Strange Wilderness was one hilarious dumbass movie...THIS LIST IS BULLSHIT!!!
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1:22PM on 09/28/2009
I am glad this board generally agrees with me. Strange Wilderness was HILARIOUS.
I am glad this board generally agrees with me. Strange Wilderness was HILARIOUS.
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12:51PM on 09/28/2009
I too am in shock as Strange Wilderness is one of my fav funny movies from the last few years. Who the hell complied this list? Agreed with all the others tho...
I too am in shock as Strange Wilderness is one of my fav funny movies from the last few years. Who the hell complied this list? Agreed with all the others tho...
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4:14PM on 09/28/2009
The list is the percentage of fresh ratings divided by the whole batch of reviews; So the lowest films are the ones with the least amount of favorable reviews. Very few liked 'Strange Wilderness.'
The list is the percentage of fresh ratings divided by the whole batch of reviews; So the lowest films are the ones with the least amount of favorable reviews. Very few liked 'Strange Wilderness.'
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12:43PM on 09/28/2009

STRANGE WILDERNESS??!!?

What the f*ckaroo? Strange Wilderness is #7 on the Top 10 Worst Movies of the 00s? I hate this list already. Strange Wilderness was effin' hilarious, dudes. It was dumb and stupid and random and just plain mumbojumbo but it was really, really funny. This list sucks.
What the f*ckaroo? Strange Wilderness is #7 on the Top 10 Worst Movies of the 00s? I hate this list already. Strange Wilderness was effin' hilarious, dudes. It was dumb and stupid and random and just plain mumbojumbo but it was really, really funny. This list sucks.
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12:32PM on 09/28/2009
I was definitely waiting to come across one of these films and be like "Aw come on! It wasn't that bad!" But no, these are all truly awful movies. But I agree with Shaggy89, where the hell IS The Love Guru?
I was definitely waiting to come across one of these films and be like "Aw come on! It wasn't that bad!" But no, these are all truly awful movies. But I agree with Shaggy89, where the hell IS The Love Guru?
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6:06PM on 09/28/2009
Number 101.
Number 101.
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11:01AM on 09/28/2009
WHITEOUT wasn't terrible, but it was pretty dang boring.
WHITEOUT wasn't terrible, but it was pretty dang boring.
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10:39AM on 09/28/2009
While not great cinema by any means...Strange Wilderness is freakin hilarious.
While not great cinema by any means...Strange Wilderness is freakin hilarious.
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9:35AM on 09/28/2009
I just don't see how Whiteout could be any worse than The Love Guru, yet that's not on there
I just don't see how Whiteout could be any worse than The Love Guru, yet that's not on there
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7:47AM on 09/28/2009

Shucks...

I pretty much consider myself a connoisseur of crappy movies, but I have only seen one in that top ten. I guess my track record isn't as good as I thought.

Now I need to check out the rest of the list.
I pretty much consider myself a connoisseur of crappy movies, but I have only seen one in that top ten. I guess my track record isn't as good as I thought.

Now I need to check out the rest of the list.
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