Dear John poster

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Update: Now with heart-wrenching trailer.

The only way this poster for DEAR JOHN could be pandering more to a young female crowd is if Channing Tatum was a vampire. Seriously, look at this thing.

And before you even ask, of COURSE it’s a Nicholas Sparks novel, and the tagline, “What would you do with a letter that changes everything?” speaks to Sparks’ apparent love of the inconsistency of mail delivery. I understand it in THE NOTEBOOK, but Channing Tatum is wearing a hoodie here, it’s present, day, write a goddamn e-mail, it’ll get there.

Oh, and guess what Tatum’s playing? A SOLDIER! Breakout casting decision of the century right there.

Trailer:

Source: IMPA

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