The folks over at “Hollywood Insider” recently debuted the movie tie-in book cover for the Stephanie Meyer adapted sequel THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON showing a beefcake lycanthropic Taylor Lautner in a presumably hot embrace with delicate flower Bella while her sparkling vampire love Edward watches across the moon. It’s just awesome enough to make you throw up a little in your mouth. It’s also likely the film’s posters will look a lot like this, only probably a little more vomit-inducing. And whatever the fuck that thing on Lautner’s arm is, it looks like it needs to get looked at. Any good adorable werewolf doctors out there? Check out the pic vampire sized by clicking on Lautner’s melanoma. The supernatural love triangle unfolds November 20th. Can’t wait!
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