Morgan’s a dick

By Daniel Barna

Posted 17 years ago

Yesterday my second cousin’s mistress was walking through Queens and told me that she saw that “black guy” from that “Tina Fey Show” dressed as a “giant cell phone” while riding a “bicycle” and being “chased” by a “pit bull”. I explained to her that his name was Tracy Morgan and that’s the kind of stuff he does on his days off. Then my second cousin’s dentist’s assistant told me that it was actually Morgan filming a scene for Kevin Smith’s upcoming A COUPLE OF DICKS. It also stars Bruce Willis, Sean William Scott, Adam Brody and Kevin Pollak and is about two cops who track down a stolen baseball card, rescue a Mexican beauty and deal with gangsters and laundered drug money. I sighed, and went to the water park.

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Daniel Barna

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Favorite Movies: Seven, American Beauty, Breathless, Edward Scissorhands, La Doce Vita, Forrest Gump, read more Shawshank Redemption, Batman, Requiem For a Dream, Psycho, On The Waterfront, Jules et Jim, Little Children, A Clockwork Orange, The Dark Knight, Taxi Driver, Eyes Wide Shut, Minnie and Moskowitz, Five Easy Pieces, Ed Wood, The Truman Show, There`s Something About Mary, Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, A Woman Under The Influence, Annie Hall, Chinatown, Unforgiven, Fargo, Saving Private Ryan, Dog Day Afternoon, Groundhog Day, Dumb and Dumber, T2, The Conversation, Bonnie and Clyde

Likes: Tankhouse Ale, breakfast sandwiches, The Wire, Roz, the boys, Jean Mance read more Park, net artists, NoLita, Nine Inch Nails, McNally Jackson, Gordon Ramsay, Sherlock Holmes, pulled pork, Noirs, high boots, hockey pools, walking, whole foods and Provigo, status updates, cilantro, Empire State Building, remixes, Blizzarts, staring, cozes, eccentrics, limes, pho soup, oceans, David Brent, white underwear, wings, The Plateau, Langstaff, scrabble, murder

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