Anyone remember
several weeks back when a HITMAN teaser poster popped up
online and blew so hard that it could be mistaken for a Tijuana crack whore?
Well it seems that
IGN has scooped up the new poster (seen above)
and it’s looking a hell of a lot better.
I know a lot of people are skeptical about this
film, because let’s face it, most video game flicks suck. There, I’ve said it.
(You can send all your hate mail about that phrase
here!)
Anyways this is definitely the one that I’m most counting on being cool until
Capcom gets off their ass and puts together a slick MegaMan film.
In case you didn’t dedicate your younger years to
gaming like me, here’s the scoop on HITMAN. A
gun-for-hire known only as Agent 47 is ensnared in a political conspiracy, which
finds him pursued by both Interpol and the Russian military as he treks across
Eastern Europe. hired by a group known as “The Agency” to kill targets for cash.
So what are some thoughts on this new poster?
Spit ‘dem bullets and let me know!
I wouldn’t mind ‘hitting that’. And by ‘hitting that’ I mean sex and not domestic abuse.
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